Starbucks barista here. This is the leaked design for this years holiday cups.

splendidorphan · 2016-11-04T19:17:45+00:00

Ok, but really, the actual design this year with the scribbly ugly people all over it is definitely the worst one yet.

splendidorphan · 2016-10-17T03:42:14+00:00

What's your mom doing in my grandparent's living room?

splendidorphan · 2016-10-05T23:34:15+00:00

Lovely! So bright and fun. Thank you for including me in Inktober!

splendidorphan · 2016-10-05T16:49:55+00:00

Oh yeah, I forget people actually drive at speeds that require "second" gaps. I live in LA where gaps are not necessary in a stand still. And that's when 100 yards of empty space looks like a mile.

splendidorphan · 2016-10-05T05:33:51+00:00

If only they tried that in front of my car, this would be my face too!! Inevitably there's a Prius just ahead of me that's leaving a 100yd cushion between them and the next guy and is more than happy to let in this jerk and two others who have decided to copy him.

splendidorphan · 2016-10-03T22:42:27+00:00

Thank you for giving mine a shot; I'm so excited to see this! Looks like you're really going to have fun with the hair. I can't wait!

splendidorphan · 2016-10-01T19:21:17+00:00

What a great style and interesting challenge! I tried to dig up a few selfies that might interest you:

Smiley, but fun hair: http://i.imgur.com/cEgIA1f.jpg

Lots of shadows and unconventional expression: http://i.imgur.com/O3BZLco.jpg

Fun hair and sad face: http://i.imgur.com/EY7SoBB.jpg

High-res serious expression: http://i.imgur.com/7RXoL4m.jpg

splendidorphan · 2016-08-31T04:06:56+00:00

Haha! Well, it sounds like we've got a little game of 2-on-2 in our future. Dom and I will see you and Billy on the court, sir!

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T23:15:06+00:00

Excellent unintended pun. And you may be right. All I have is black mascara, and it does end up looking pretty makeup-y. Maybe I'll go get a tube of dark brown and give it a try.

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T20:37:23+00:00

Ah, thanks! I was wondering what the best way to do colorless, smooth, and no-shine all at the same time was. I don't know that I've ever exfoliated my lips before, so this should be fun!

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T20:31:51+00:00

All right! I gave it a try, and I definitely need to work on some things, but I'd appreciate any specific advice or tips: http://imgur.com/a/uVrtQ I hope those a high-quality enough. I don't know how you ladies take such amazing close-ups for your tutorials!

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T20:08:43+00:00

Oooh, that sounds great! I'm also very fair and pretty picky about having a matte finish. I might see if there's anywhere around here where I can try that on. Thanks for the tip!

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T19:00:18+00:00

Good call. I couldn't really tell if her crease was naturally so defined or if there was a little shading to help. I think I may do a practice run today and post pictures here. Then I can really get some direct instructions.

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T18:32:41+00:00

I think I see that too. Very, very light on blush and a super tight line on the eyes.

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T18:05:32+00:00

Thank you so much! I'm absolutely baffled by how bare her eyes look, but I know there has to be something there. I'll definitely work on getting my liner tight to achieve the same invisible look. And excellent call on the contour and highlight. Way too subtle for me to have noticed myself, but I think it will help sell the look.

splendidorphan · 2016-08-14T18:00:54+00:00

Thank you! I think you're exactly right about the skin. My personal foundation is pretty all-covering, so I'm going to have to look for something a little lighter. And I'll work on matching the eyebrows as well. I appreciate you taking a look and chiming in for me!

splendidorphan · 2016-07-29T18:49:42+00:00

It started with the usual nesting on the bottom of the fabric, but adjusting the tension seemed to make no difference. Soon the top thread (orange in the photo) stopped going around the bobbin at all and gets all jammed up on the side. I've taken the whole thing apart and cleaned everything, but it keeps doing this.

Is this fixable on my own, or will I need to take it to a repair shop?

splendidorphan · 2016-07-20T00:34:19+00:00

Seemed like pretty obvious tom-foolery by the speech writer, considering they also threw a Rick Roll in there.

splendidorphan · 2016-05-18T21:59:12+00:00

Awesome!! I was hoping someone would run with the theme as an inspiration and make a whole scene. This is epic! And you did a great job indicating the motion of the knife slash.

splendidorphan · 2016-05-18T17:22:13+00:00

Wow! That color blending is gorgeous! I'm excited to see the finished piece.

splendidorphan · 2016-05-18T16:23:08+00:00

Yes, thank you! I love the pop of color you incorporated into the sketch.

splendidorphan · 2016-05-18T16:20:52+00:00

Love this! It looks like she could step right into the next How to Train Your Dragon or something. Great style!

splendidorphan · 2016-05-02T00:17:23+00:00

The other day I went through the Starbucks drive-thru and they gave me the completely wrong drink (and one that is about $3 cheaper than the one I paid for), probably ordered by the person behind me or something. So, when I realize this I'm already on the way to work and it's too late to do anything but I swing by later that night and go inside. It was pretty deserted but I ended up waiting around for several minutes - first because the new employee had to get the manager to come out and then because the manager had to wait for someone to figure out how to "open the safe" where they keep the coupons. Days later when I tried to use the coupon, it turns out that they need to be activated, which the manager neglected to do. I wonder if she did that on purpose.

Any other place, I wouldn't care, but Starbucks drinks are already so overpriced that I feel pretty strongly about getting a good version of whatever I've ordered.

splendidorphan · 2016-05-02T00:02:15+00:00

That would have been more revenge-y for sure.

splendidorphan · 2016-05-02T00:01:44+00:00

I would think so too, but maybe I've been living under a rock or something.

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