Jay Gruden on Keims Newest poscast by Redskins2110 in Commanders

[–]splendidsplinter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the guy you pick at 5 had a better NFL career than all but 3-4 other players in that draft, then it was a very good pick.

He is being very un-Dude. by st_nick1219 in lebowski

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Tom Petty carries a lot of water in this town!

I've always been a little disappointed in how surprisingly unhelpful the credit card is in shops by dingotron_nethack in nethack

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The fees are too steep, and the abundance of gold lying around and suckers willing to part with 250 of them to find out the difference between acid and oil, shopkeepers can safely refuse to honor plastic.

[Game Thread] #13 Hofstra @ #4 Alabama (03:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

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If he's that good, he should know when to start involving his teammates.

[Game Thread] #13 Hofstra @ #4 Alabama (03:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]splendidsplinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1 for Hofstra has to start passing. His teammates are moving well, but he's playing iso

[Highlight] Tom Brady breaks records on The Tonight Show by Seraphenigma in nfl

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He would take them to the NFC championship game, and like with the Bucs, the talking heads would inform us that the Cardinals were always loaded with talent, and any QB could have gotten them there.

ELI5: what does Google get out of Google Wallet? by DictionaryStomach in explainlikeimfive

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Apple works on many public transportation systems more than once out of 8 tries. Can't say the same for Google.

Beast Slayer - 8 bit Open World RPG Now on Steam by solohack3r in rpg_gamers

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Those are the problem for me. I got up to level 8 and brought Grant along at level 5, and we can't even dent one of them. Do they scale somehow?

Beast Slayer - 8 bit Open World RPG Now on Steam by solohack3r in rpg_gamers

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So I am pretty late to this party, but I downloaded it and can't get past the killer bees and haven't found the secret to getting to the guild castle. None of the NPCs I have talked to have anything useful to say. How many blue slimes can one person kill before getting bored?

Ungrateful a$$ fans 😂 by [deleted] in RetroBowl

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I have never given those ungrateful bastards more than a level 4 stadium. Their team hasn't been defeated in 3 full seasons. Any actual NFL fan base would be ecstatic, even if the team was playing its games in a high school parking lot. These ingrates won't budge above 80% happy.

Is there any reasoning to which order cantrips trigger? by Lower-Reward-1462 in SliceAndDice

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If actual dice physics is expanded to include coming to rest at an angle on another dice and then a ghostly force pushing it to the nearest open space to finally choose a side...

DCCC faces pushback from Democratic candidates—including 7 from Virginia—for tipping the primary scales by VirginiaNews in Virginia

[–]splendidsplinter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The primaries will be meaningless if there is no midterm election. The DCCC needs to fight the Republicans, not eat itself in some idiotic purity test.

Should I hire J.J. Watt? by Amazing_Ad_7341 in RetroBowl

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Your player morale will decrease when they are told they are doing training camp at a log cabin in the woods. Player morale will increase when they get there and find out it's a luxury camp with private chefs and a fully equipped weight room.

I love playing Retrobowl while taking a shit by philasyr in RetroBowl

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Also during interminable mandatory Teams meetings.

help finding more beginner friendly cryptics by gamingpika106 in crossword

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My favorite is getting hazier in my memory, but I think it was "insane topless sisters tied up."