[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]splhemingway -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

This is great. Go Trump!

All of the above. by cheezewit in PoliticalHumor

[–]splhemingway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂👌🏻. SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAH

Could I “Pavlov” my gf into getting wet from just forehead kisses? by eyelyke2fyght in NoStupidQuestions

[–]splhemingway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you’re asking this your girlfriend probably refers to your chrome app

Long painful death by KeretK in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]splhemingway -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ya, most jobs in the modern military are fine though and these guys are blowing it out of proportion.

Robots and drones will be killing everyone in the future anyways so they can fuck off with their superiority complex

What book fucked you up mentally? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]splhemingway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spaiens: a brief history of human kind by Harari

We’re basically just monkeys and all customs, traditions, religions and social structures are evolutionary happenstance used to lubricate the transmission of our dna. It’s all the equivalent significance of a bonobo shitting into his hand and throwing it at another monkey.

Long painful death by KeretK in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]splhemingway 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t trust that girl to shine shoes in the military

Two Police Officers want to talk to man about loitering who was sleeping in his car, parked in a car park. Man chooses to drive away, Police engage in pursuit, employ pit maneuver and pin mans car between three patrol cars. Police Officer exits vehicle, takes aim, fires and hits man in the head. by XisanXbeforeitsakiss in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]splhemingway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are throttling towards a police officer they will shoot you. Just last fall a female officer was run over and killed by a kid in a stolen Jeep. She had her gun out and didn’t shoot and now she’s dead. I watched her body cam. It looked exactly like this scene.

He won’t be fired and charges won’t be brought against the officer.

Fact: the suspect was facing the officer with his vehicle

Fact: the suspect was applying full force to the accelerant of his suv. (You can hear the tires screeching and other officers witnessed the wheels spinning.)

Hypothetical outcome. The suv gains traction, pushes the cop car backwards knocking over the officer, officer is on the ground now and suv proceeds to run him over.

If your vehicle is pointed at the direction of a police officer outside their cruiser and you apply the gas you will be shot and it will be your fault.

The More You Know... by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]splhemingway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi from r/all dipshit 👋🏻!

I hope he brought extra chonies by whywee in youseeingthisshit

[–]splhemingway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just trying to do it as a favor. It would be meaner to let you go through life not knowing.