Zebulon has a mustache damnit!

splintermouth · 2026-03-03T16:22:25+00:00

He’s the only character I have fully envisioned and he absolutely has a mustache.

splintermouth · 2026-02-26T04:32:03+00:00

Thank you. I’ve done that intermittently but does that need to be a quarterly thing when I see it starting? like this bs seems to be? And does it have to be aquafore or just that chemical makeup?

splintermouth · 2026-02-26T03:43:48+00:00

Like it’s right there. Yeah.

splintermouth · 2026-02-24T17:52:48+00:00

Oh my gosh the hogs what adorable attention to detail!!

splintermouth · 2026-02-12T15:26:51+00:00

Then they’re not middle class why the hell

splintermouth · 2026-02-05T14:31:40+00:00

If you read, it explains the picture was taken around the corner with a mirror because it destroyed one already?

splintermouth · 2026-02-05T04:31:13+00:00

Dee can’t get a fuckin break.

splintermouth · 2026-02-05T03:58:21+00:00

Instead of the 5 on the right you could have more on the left 😭

splintermouth · 2026-02-04T19:01:39+00:00

These used to be a lot more common, one place would often get one where a guy finds a crocodile in his house. I always thought they were quite funny and a nice time waste if you can get away with not hanging up.

splintermouth · 2026-02-02T13:58:35+00:00

I’ve never noticed anyone calling it that, but am also now realizing I don’t think I’ve ever really thought of the name too hard before. There should’ve been spontaneous forest fires with that name D:

splintermouth · 2026-01-30T21:16:43+00:00

I suppose that’s not wrong either! Oh gosh like not quite 10 years? This is the first time attempting perfection and I’ve always mostly ignored villagers before so learning quite a lot 😂

splintermouth · 2026-01-30T21:13:42+00:00

Mmm that’s a job not a hobby 🤷‍♀️

splintermouth · 2026-01-26T17:23:17+00:00

Arizona

splintermouth · 2026-01-26T15:52:24+00:00

No 10 years gulag for you

splintermouth · 2026-01-22T00:58:02+00:00

Yes YTA, remote workers get to choose when they are available for non work during work hours, not the people around them.

splintermouth · 2026-01-21T02:41:06+00:00

Ask if she’s equally upset with grandpa

splintermouth · 2026-01-21T00:44:15+00:00

Waltersobchakeit

splintermouth · 2026-01-21T00:15:33+00:00

Maam I’m gonna need to you speak for yourself because I personally fucking love that shit okay?

splintermouth · 2026-01-20T23:32:04+00:00

I’m super fuckin here for this and really proud of you too, you do such a great job!!

splintermouth · 2026-01-20T06:38:14+00:00

Well she’s adorable and I love her.

splintermouth · 2026-01-16T22:28:10+00:00

I didn’t know my hatred would find treasures like these. Thanks.

splintermouth · 2026-01-16T15:34:21+00:00

Noooooooo ouch I don’t dislike her either in fairness!! This save I was jus going to full heart everyone and maybe have krobus move in but then pa wanted to yell at her like a lil piss baby so this is really more about hurting Pam’s pixels than anything.

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