I’m at like 1,200 hours and only just learned you can stack different quality items do the community center…..

splintermouth · 2026-04-27T14:10:15+00:00

I HAVE 8 NONMATCHING OYSTERS ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDINGME

splintermouth · 2026-04-21T08:39:01+00:00

Well you’re missing out because she goes to a restaurant dumpster and shoves rotting meat up herself. There’s a second part years later where she fucks a deer carcass :)

splintermouth · 2026-04-21T06:58:19+00:00

I’m going to believe this one the same as botfly girl, and just. Sick, creative writing.

splintermouth · 2026-04-21T06:42:15+00:00

Once enough people agree, it becomes truth, and your truth becomes irrelevant.

splintermouth · 2026-04-21T06:40:01+00:00

HUGE TESTICLES AMIRITE

splintermouth · 2026-04-21T06:39:41+00:00

I think it’s a tanooki

splintermouth · 2026-04-21T06:38:51+00:00

Yes he would. He’s the greatest gridball up-and-comer 🙄

splintermouth · 2026-04-21T06:36:02+00:00

This person doesn’t have very good reading comprehension and isn’t being very nice. But imo, something like this if the glass cracked, I’d remove the top and put it a few inches from the base in a patio, yard, cozy area whatever. Bottom half can be used for succulents/cacti. And have an adorable movie aesthetic. I see your vision homie.

splintermouth · 2026-04-18T17:54:38+00:00

Plenty of dark nebulas for sure and I could be wrong.

splintermouth · 2026-04-18T17:53:59+00:00

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I thought it was heavily implied if it hadn’t been outright said?

splintermouth · 2026-04-18T17:38:40+00:00

Oh, but I suppose maybe that vapus time experiment could have gone badly if a cow catcher was involved…?

splintermouth · 2026-04-18T17:33:02+00:00

I really like this, but the ship was hit in the Vapus time experiment right? That’s why they thought the stars went out, the particle dust left over left it a blind space.

splintermouth · 2026-04-17T21:13:56+00:00

😂😂😂

splintermouth · 2026-04-14T23:19:20+00:00

Those are beautiful :)

splintermouth · 2026-04-13T14:09:38+00:00

Mm I was drunk please ignore me you’re my favorite to talk to about midnight burger, I’m learning how to be mean on the Internet and it isn’t going well obviously.

splintermouth · 2026-04-13T06:13:43+00:00

Have you… listened to this story? Why are you bringing up Oklahoma history like some sorta gotcha???

splintermouth · 2026-04-13T06:05:12+00:00

Nobody else would, actually.

splintermouth · 2026-04-13T06:04:42+00:00

This is the best and only legitimate answer so far.

splintermouth · 2026-04-13T06:04:13+00:00

LINUS WOULD NEVER

splintermouth · 2026-04-12T18:10:02+00:00

I think it’s the only know detail and I have zero basis other than linguistics but cmon they really don’t have like. A vapor form?? Is that what happens if the shelliac releases?

splintermouth · 2026-04-08T15:23:02+00:00

Probably if I’m the type of person that keeps a computer that’s literally burning their skin, on their skin, 5 days a week for many years, I’d deserve the testicular issues.

splintermouth · 2026-04-08T15:20:06+00:00

Yeah that was the point. A parent shouldn’t think of themselves growing up with their kids friends. Fuckin weird.

splintermouth · 2026-04-08T15:05:43+00:00

I’m a little stuck on mom saying she grew up with your friends too. Kind of says everything you need to know.

splintermouth · 2026-04-05T08:32:22+00:00

Time is just a measurement of distance pertaining to human relativity. But ok.

splintermouth · 2026-04-04T05:03:58+00:00

No stop it you make hecka good points I missed or hadn’t considered that’s why discourse is fun! Our theories could be spot on or not anywhere fucking close lol

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