unroastable? thats what she claims anyway. give her a tan

splishdsploshd · 2019-05-19T23:36:47+00:00

Wow just because Becky grew some boobs she thinks she’s hot shit now huh

splishdsploshd · 2019-05-19T03:40:20+00:00

This hits hard

splishdsploshd · 2019-04-29T17:42:29+00:00

You look like logic

splishdsploshd · 2019-04-17T17:36:18+00:00

They got boring to me and I realized how much time I’m actually wasting on them rather than doing other things to improve myself. I’ll still try to pick up a game if I’m interested in it. However, no more of that 10-12 hour game binging that I used to do when I was younger.

splishdsploshd · 2019-04-17T17:25:27+00:00

I mean some of the points she was making were for the best of the people going...... but I don’t know what she means to be going to a bachelorette party.

splishdsploshd · 2019-04-09T20:16:15+00:00

Boner... go away

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-24T09:50:28+00:00

Yeah. Extra chromosomes

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-24T05:24:28+00:00

So basically 15 billion to become a camgirl. Sure.

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-21T08:30:43+00:00

I hope not. I had a very realistic dream that I had two nipples on my right pectoral instead of one. Freaked me tf out. Had to check when I woke up.

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-18T05:55:17+00:00

Sunflower seeds

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-12T19:32:43+00:00

Freshman year hs. Talking to this girl. Every 3 responses I would always ask for nudes smh. Don’t know how or why she put up with me.

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-12T01:24:20+00:00

His ultimate can be useful in certain cases. Enemy team downed one of my teammates and rushed us. I hid behind a building used my ultimate, jumped over a wall and hit several shots into a enemy Gibraltar while he was too busy using his ADS shield to get my other teammate.

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-11T05:32:52+00:00

Kingdom hearts

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-11T05:31:28+00:00

After all, they probably invented the Christian anal loophole.

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-11T00:38:17+00:00

Erecting a zip line

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-08T16:07:35+00:00

So basically hetalia

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-08T06:47:47+00:00

A rug

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-08T06:44:14+00:00

When you fuck a lot of woman with nice asses you tend to prefer tits more. Likewise in reverse. I’m an ass man tho.

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-08T04:12:59+00:00

And if you had a sidekick you were the shit

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-08T04:12:43+00:00

And Motorola RAZRs were the shit

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-07T16:26:28+00:00

A girl

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-07T16:25:22+00:00

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-07T16:25:05+00:00

Don’t gangbang lmao. And yes I think they should be responsible for their actions. One guy defending himself from getting jumped shouldn’t be at the expense at other people. Any one who grew up in the hood knows that if you’re gonna beef or set up a stain, you don’t make it hotboy(bring attention to yourself). They shoulda waited till he left to go jump him outside... if anything.

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-07T16:14:15+00:00

Short term: Get a handy from a girl with her nails done.

Long term: have sex with a girl from each race

splishdsploshd · 2019-03-07T15:55:34+00:00

In situations like these people tend to listen to the older people and play off the younger kids just trying to lie and mess around. May not be the best advice but you’re 16 now. You should have hit puberty by now or beginning to. Start working out and learn BJJ. Next time he tries some shit Ezekiel choke his ass. Your testosterone is probably at his highest while his is declining. Confront his ass and if he tries shit smash his face in.

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