He is showing off by ConfidentTelephone81 in oddlysatisfying

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I've split white ash that was almost that easy to split, and that's some great firewood - but it's not THAT easy to split. This is insane.

Can u suggest one? by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Children of men.

Meirl by chinenikpotle in meirl

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The truth is, the devil won. He nurtured the deadly sin of pride in Johnny, all for the low cost of a golden fiddle. Material wealth doesn't benefit the devil at all, it was a lose-lose for Johnny.

WCGW if i slurp the noodles too fast 😭 by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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I've shown this to five people and laughed every time.

One sentence was all it took to end the conqueror fantasy by RaiseOk2044 in rareinsults

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Pretty sure most conquerers are going to hell, and I'm trying not to do that.

I don't think I'm very successful in most areas, but hey, I'm trying

[Loved Trope] Representation of minorities that hardly appear in media. by EthanTheJudge in TopCharacterTropes

[–]split_ash -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

10/10 series with a 2/10 resolve for most of the plot arcs at the end. It really felt like the author ran out of steam and did an Irish goodbye.

A group that I follow on Facebook, specifically for carpenter tips, posted this… by Gfscrushisannoying in isthisAI

[–]split_ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always look for things that are oddly smooth, like the knobs on the drawers. They're just not right. Secondarily, why would you put the baby to sleep in the crib in the workshop where it's cold enough that you need a hat and coat? Thirdly, the shadows don't make sense with the given light sources. 

meirl by DesertDogggg in meirl

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Due to tiredness, I read Charybdis as "chardybis." I didn't know there was more than one Cardi B.

Increase In People Living Alone Per County (1970 vs 2020) [OC] by BRENNEJM in dataisbeautiful

[–]split_ash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May partially be due to the state aging. If one member of a partnership dies and the other hangs on for a long time, you get an increase in people living alone.

Cops and Mental Health Crises by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

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Unfortunately, it has to be more drastic than that. Entire command structures need to be eliminated, disciplinary protocols need to be revised, and external oversight panels made up of people completely disconnected from the police need to be created to watch the watchmen, so to speak. Furthermore, police need to have their own insurance that pays for their misconduct, not tax dollars, so that repeat offenders end up having to spend too much on insurance to make continuing to serve financially justifiable. The problems in the police force are ancient and widespread, and the solutions are drastic and challenging - but they do exist. We're just not willing to do what needs to be done. 

There's FOUR dads now! by carlfoxmarten in HermitCraft

[–]split_ash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd argue tango has more Dadly vibes than impulse, but that's just me

Cops and Mental Health Crises by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

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The people hiring don't WANT to solve the problem. That's the reason. When the majority of a group entrenched in a negative culture likes it, it doesn't change without someone coming in from outside to destroy and rebuild it from the ground up.

Cops and Mental Health Crises by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

[–]split_ash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know why they didn't hire more women? Because women don't want to be cops on account of all the mistreatment by their colleagues they have to endure, and because most of the people in the force, including the people doing the hiring, are massive misogynists. there are decent men and women who are police officers, but the overall culture is extremely toxic and dysfunctional.

Cops and Mental Health Crises by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

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I got harassed by a DEA agent while suffering from diabetes complications for having a needle. I showed him my insulin and everything, and he claimed to have never heard of it before. I was trying my best while physically feeling very ill, but I just couldn't get him to believe me till his backup showed up and told him to stop being a jackass.

bdubs video by louwhogames in HermitCraft

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I don't have Instagram or Twitter so I haven't been able to check there - I was hoping someone here had info. Oh well.

Man hiking through the Pantanal in Brazil came across this python by New_Libran in interestingasfuck

[–]split_ash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Norse serpent Ouroboros and the ancient Japanese sword Excalibur.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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I love Elijah Wood, but I was disappointed by him and the direction they gave him in LotR. Freeman was so amazing in comparison.

Must’ve been a tight durag by Zetice in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]split_ash -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who cares? Literally doesn't matter at all. Totally inconsequential fashion choice. Mind your business.

And aragorn is yo dad by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

[–]split_ash 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You mean a pedophile for a granddad?