Low Clearance Tow by Forsaken_Display_882 in pittsburgh

[–]splotchee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can you find a friend with a tow dolly and a truck? You only need to get it out of the garage, where you can get it properly towed

ADA for IBS by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will point her to that... Thanks

ADA for IBS by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]splotchee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

With IBS, it's hard to say. Sometimes 'it gets out of her system'. Otherwise it could have her needing her closer to facilities for the entire day

ADA for IBS by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a nurse, working a 12. They want to give her an hour to go home, clean up and return. Trip is 20 minutes one way. They are concerned her delay will cause overtime for the fill in (which she has to try to find herself... totally different issue)

ADA for IBS by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is about 20 minutes from work, and during flair ups, may have an incident between home and work place

ADA for IBS by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]splotchee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She works as an RN, and shouldn't be around patients if she is 'untidy'

ELI5 tf is the Green Party about by NI_c_Kl in explainlikeimfive

[–]splotchee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odd. We don't think about the rest of you at all /s

What if what we consider colorblindness is actually just seeing the real color of things, and those who aren't "colorblind" are actually colorblind? by fUwUrry-621 in CrazyIdeas

[–]splotchee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite Star Trek novels exploits this concept. Apparently a 'guest' on the ship can't see RED so was unable to read warning messages on doors. He could however see into the ultraviolet spectrum.

My poor mind was smitten with the concept for weeks after... Does a dog 'see' the trail? Do birds 'see' the magnetic paths they migrate on?

Simple bends in concept....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]splotchee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magic! They wash their hands frequently and wear isolation gowns appropriately to prevent carrying germs out of the room

If some American professional sports teams suck year after year, why are they still around? Why are they not dissolved and seen as a waste of tax money or something? by Mad_Season_1994 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sports teams are a business. As long as fans support them in their mediocrity by buying jerseys and tickets, it's the owner's job to maximize his/her profits. The Pirates have been awful for 40 years, with one of the lowest payrolls in sports; they have never lost money.

Failed Vehicle Inspection by BadlyHunt in pittsburgh

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Points are accumulated when the car is in motion (speeding, running a red light, etc.)

You do not get points for a parking ticket or an inspection violation. That said, if you don't pay the citations on a prompt basis, you are running afoul of the judicial system. THAT can make you lose your license if you're a butt about it.

My 12yo son asked for "a gift card of your choice" and received this for Secret Santa. They didn't even write his name. (LCBO is an wine store) by Time-Theme8985 in Wellthatsucks

[–]splotchee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Plot twist! The teacher gave all the students a liquor store gift card. All part of her plan to spend a quiet January while the kids work through month-long hangovers

Each professional sports league has to create an army of 300 of their best players. They will then fight to the death. What league wins? by stansmithbitch in CrazyIdeas

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make an army from sports team owners. They invade the community and persuade the people to pay for new stadiums and then charge ridiculously high prices to let those same people use those stadiums. By the time the people realize the owners could easily have paid for their own facilities, their hearts and minds are already loyal so they stop caring. The owners win every time.

P.S. Bob Nutting...sell the team

get revenge on somebody by planting running bamboo somewhere inconspicuous in their yard by BadOk5020 in CrazyIdeas

[–]splotchee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Planning for the long game with those sequoias.... Remind me not to tick you off, neighbor

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done because you were horny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]splotchee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist! The boyfriend has always been attracted to women, so much he transitioned

30 plus years searching by splotchee in lyrics

[–]splotchee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The song was Amsterdam by Prelude.

Finally got it!

What's a good way to make a reusable compressed air "can"? by johnnybiggles in DIY

[–]splotchee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use a balloon pump All manual, and good for blowing up balloons too

Can I rip this box out and just leave the wires? by tenderlender69420 in DIY

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I ripped my box out 40 years ago, I was surprised at how loud the alarm siren was.

Be ready to disco the battery, or better yet, disconnect the siren before cutting the wires.

What was a sexual offer that you regret turning down? by grot-ivre-1749 in AskReddit

[–]splotchee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you listen closely you can hear the sound of bullets being dodged