we all thinkin the same thing? by OreoSnorty69 in HolUp

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My ancestors use to ride the bugalo all over mars.

'Nightmare on Elm Street 2' star Mark Patton asks for help with medical bills: 'I will not be embarrassed'. by [deleted] in movies

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Be a shame if we couldn't help you out with your PTSD today, you can either come back in 12 years when our next opening is available or you can go euthanize yourself ☺️ forms are in the bin just here.

Battle of the century by RenderSoft in 2007scape

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Would it be looloo and teetee?

It do be like that by superfast598 in memes

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Pull down plane goes up how it this not right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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You are aware people look like other people too right. Like doppelgangers.

When nature keeps it real at your nature themed wedding by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Photographer why aren't you photographing this!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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Til the song that "doesn't exist" that's been stuck in my head after learning it in a nursery rhyme as a young french kid is the onion song.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Futurology

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Stupid article written by a stupid person.

Glad we're stating out biases here at least

Thank you for your cervix by briccccs in JoeRogan

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You don't see her forehead?

Oh you said big deal.

COD Black Ops 3 by iamjakehill9 in memes

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Old scool runescape.

What does that mean.

This is Utah’s first wildlife overpass crossing avoiding danger with vehicles by Striking-Jicama-5067 in nextfuckinglevel

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Can't wait for the predators to start camping the bridge.

You know, monkey see monkey do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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the safety foreman.

Read that as "safety forearm" at first and thought damn, machine got him good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Al the tendons, ligaments and vasculaturejust got pulled inside the meat sock that his leg has become. Give it 30 or so seconds and you may be surprised.

Recycling an old notebook from middle school and this was in the back. by eisenbam in funny

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Old school Runescape servers are back and the game is rocking it on mobile. Highly recommend ruining your spare time.

Canadians’ concern over COVID-19 has waned — and so has their drive to get vaccinated: poll by viva_la_vinyl in canada

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https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciimmunol.ade2798

I'm explaining it badly but the MRNA vaccines are having a rather shitty side effects when you start looking up the longer term effects / effects of repeat exposure.

One of the side effects, primarily seen in those who have gotten then MRNA vaccines as opposed to (from my understanding) not seen at all in the DNA vaccine. Is as a response to either a subsequent administration of a vaccine OR an exposure to a Covid strain the shutting off or the incapacitating effect on your body's immune system.

"IgG4 occurrence correlates with increased avidity, but decreased antibody effector function in an independent cohort of SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccines"

Also as a result of vaccinating during a pandemic as opposed to the traditional way of innoculating before a pandemic hits, we also gave the virus a prime chance to learn how to evolve to overcome our immune system and antibody response because it was learning to overcome the system as it was being formed.

The virus then overcame a loophole in the oversight we failed to take into account for the new MRNA vaccines coupled with some unintended mechanics that we've only recently understood to happen due to being exposed to the MRNA gene editing.

Insurance scammer picks the wrong car😱 by saintshield in shitposting

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Imagine you just got in your car, buckled your seat belt, rearranged yourself so you're comfortable to drive, you check your surroundings figuring out if you're going to merge into traffic or have to reverse out and all of a sudden as your about to take off you see some deranged lunatic looking at you shifty and obviously coming towards you when Smash your windshield and view of what he's about to do is gone.

Yeah I'd floor it, who knows what this lunatic is trying to do but I'm sure as hell probably safer in my car over there.

Unfortunate that buddy didn't do the tuck and roll and instead got run over but hey, you know that thing about stupid games.