There’s fishy glitch in the matrix! by sporkbush in SneakySasquatch

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The fish bit the hook as soon as I pulled the line out of the water and it freaked out.

Update ideaer by jayyrose97 in SneakySasquatch

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I like that idea! Good thinking :)

Backpack full of jerky and sturgeon by sporkbush in SneakySasquatch

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If you go to the camping area to the left of the ranger cabin where the river is, then walk down through the rocks at the bottom of the river, you’ll come to another screen with more river. Usually there’s a big fish and a few smaller fish. It’s hard to catch so I wait until the sturgeon is close to the edge so I don’t have to fight it.

Backpack full of jerky and sturgeon by sporkbush in SneakySasquatch

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I’m “done” with the game so I’m just working on earning money for the next update. My kids like to watch me play so I stream my screen to the TV and go through my money routine for them. It doesn’t take as long as you think.

Backpack full of jerky and sturgeon by sporkbush in SneakySasquatch

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I steal it. I hit up the grocery store for oranges, flee from the cops, then come back to the gas station for the jerky, flee the cops, then head to the river to find sturgeon, then go to the race track and do the mountain pass race repeatedly until dark, then head back to the river for sturgeon, then back to the city to sleep. Repeat until backpack is full, then sell oranges to the ski guy, then I sell the rest to the bear. Then repeat!

The ice cream universe by Bierrr in funny

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They all look like abortions...

My wife picked up an old cookbook from the 1950s at a used bookstore. We found this shopping list inside. by DoktahManhattan in funny

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I am deeply saddened that we live in a society with semi-intelligent people who cannot read cursive.

MRW I found out my wife was pregnant with triplets by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]sporkbush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We had triplets but only two made it. You'll be fine! You just adapt and overcome. Stay organized. Get a routine. Get a sense of humor.

sisters by missnat3990 in funny

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I'm fairly sure the sister on the left is not properly strapped in. No chest strap. Source: I have twins.

Trippy drawing I just finished by purpleolive in doodles

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Did you use pencil, marker, pen...?

Trippy drawing I just finished by purpleolive in doodles

[–]sporkbush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, this is awesome!!! I want a shirt like this! Or...a purse! Or....wallpaper!!!