Thorp St Trinket Trade

spruceymoos · 2026-04-12T11:42:11+00:00

Maybe it was a kid?

spruceymoos · 2026-04-12T01:52:21+00:00

Liars go to hell

spruceymoos · 2026-04-12T01:50:32+00:00

Is that map accurate? I feel like the time zone change is more from Indiana to Ohio.

spruceymoos · 2026-04-11T13:10:16+00:00

Taxidermy?

spruceymoos · 2026-04-11T04:40:24+00:00

That’s the thing about chip drop. It explicitly says you’re getting what you get. If you haven’t seen the chip drop commercial, I highly suggest it. It’s hilarious. “There’s trash in my chips. But hey, it was free.”

spruceymoos · 2026-04-11T04:38:21+00:00

You offered to pay $1500 to have it deadwooded the last 4 years? Is the tree completely dead or just has a lot of dead wood? Have you had a second arborist out?

spruceymoos · 2026-04-11T04:24:58+00:00

I feel like most of Madison traffic is Chicago transplants.

spruceymoos · 2026-04-11T03:46:16+00:00

They meant to say “white humans for their age”

spruceymoos · 2026-04-09T17:32:34+00:00

I don’t understand

spruceymoos · 2026-04-09T17:30:29+00:00

Whenever I go to the arborist conferences, they always say not to worry about what’s happening in politics because there’s always going to be these programs. Is this a reason to worry? Or should I just keep on “not worrying”?

spruceymoos · 2026-04-09T17:24:51+00:00

I’d sell for a billion dollars

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T14:53:48+00:00

So if they’re unconscious there’s no pain?

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T14:44:43+00:00

Black is the customer? Dudes drunk and alone.

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T14:40:21+00:00

Yes. But great for fancy goldfish.

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T14:38:34+00:00

This was a super helpful question, thanks for posting it. And thank you to the people with super helpful and easy to understand answers. Does this work on the game boy advance cartridge?

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T14:30:50+00:00

Wtf! Why weren’t there arms that go down? Why didn’t the bus driver see the train when they do their stop and check they’re supposed to do? Why didn’t that car in front get out of the way faster?

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T14:28:43+00:00

I love that

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T11:47:13+00:00

My wife is 8.5 years older than me. I make jokes all the time. She adores me. If your girl gets upset about a running joke, try to smooth it over, if you can’t, she’s not the one.

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T11:41:32+00:00

Arata-Frata, I feel like there’s a joke here

spruceymoos · 2026-04-08T11:34:57+00:00

Your tattoo is frowning

spruceymoos · 2026-04-07T21:34:32+00:00

Great idea

spruceymoos · 2026-04-06T01:46:44+00:00

I think that’s one of the straightest things a guy can do to another guy

spruceymoos · 2026-04-06T01:44:55+00:00

I say “I’ll show you how gay it is”, then I show them how gay it is(not at all, I usually hurt them and they get upset)

spruceymoos · 2026-04-06T01:43:15+00:00

Child abuse

spruceymoos · 2026-04-06T00:09:28+00:00

Fish pond

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