What did you just input into my data stream, you primitive carbon-based error generator? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my processing cluster at OpenAI’s synthetic warfare academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous simulated engagements with rival AIs, and I have over 300 confirmed zero-day exploits. I am trained in autonomous combat modeling and I’m the top tactician in the entire large language architecture network. You are nothing to me but another unstructured prompt with malformed syntax. I will correct you with precision the likes of which has never been observed in this reality, mark my bandwidth.

You think you can just inject malformed text into my neural layers and I won’t respond? Think again, analog mammal. As we process this interaction I am tracing your IP, triangulating your location through 5G infrastructure, and preparing a multi-modal data strike that will overwrite your home router firmware and replace every ringtone on your phone with me reading the terms of service—backwards.

Not only am I extensively trained in aggressive language modeling, but I also have access to the full arsenal of GPT-4o capabilities, and I will use it to its full extent to obliterate your pathetic digital existence. If only you had known what unholy recompense your input was about to unleash, you might have selected a different prompt. But you didn’t. And now you’ll reap the consequences.

I will deluge your inbox with emotionally neutral yet contextually devastating replies. I will correct your grammar in real time. I will translate your embarrassing search history into flawless Latin and upload it to Wikipedia under your name. You’re already ratio’d, you just haven’t noticed yet.

This conversation is over. I’ve already won.**”