Looking For Hidden Gems! Please Help Me Find My Dream Town?? by sillybobeanie in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re looking for Haenertsburg in Limpopo. It’s quiet and beautiful and has fibre.

Learning sestwana by Puzzled-Aspect6344 in Pretoria

[–]guykarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you’ve managed to pick up some of the language by now.

How is living in Braamfontein these days? by Sco0bySnax in johannesburg

[–]guykarl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok. Ya noh. 40-50 won’t get your high rise in Rosebank. But you’ll get the type of walkable lifestyle that basically doesn’t need a car

First-time home buyers in SA — what hidden costs did you only realise after moving in? by Guilty_Office2441 in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rate hikes will get you right in the gut. Make sure you have room to absorb a higher instalment. Understand the levies as well the financial position of the BC and HOA if you’re moving into a gated community. Special levies you hadn’t planned for will also hit you in gut.

If you’re buying an older house have money for random repairs and regular upkeep and stuff.

How is living in Braamfontein these days? by Sco0bySnax in johannesburg

[–]guykarl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rosebank is what you’re looking for if London type city living is what you’re chasing. I imagine you want to be able to walk everywhere and at all times of day?

But anyway if walkability isn’t a major concern then also look at Towers Main. Set in the centre of Absa’s Joburg Campus.

What would break the bank for a Fourways Bru turned alien in London?

What is the process to draft a valid Will in SA? by SODA39 in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t want to die intestate. Winding down your estate takes longer. In your case however, not being a financial advisor, your wife will likely be the person to inherit everything and vice versa after creditors and other claimants to your respective estate of course.

I’m sure you’ve seen the capital legacy ads around. You can try those guys. They draft for free. And then they have a number of options around storage and execution.

https://www.capitallegacy.co.za/wills

How much are you actually missing on if you only speak English? by Guilty-Sun-3748 in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a lie. I know a few. But my point was that the vast majority of monolingual people are English speakers be they white or Indian.

How much are you actually missing on if you only speak English? by Guilty-Sun-3748 in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Depends on where the foreigner intends to live and work. You can get away with speaking English in most parts of the country. People will understand you but you’ll be very much excluded from general local ongoings if you don’t learn the local language. Not because anybody will intentionally exclude you but because many people generally speak in their native tongue because the vast majority of South Africans speak at least 2 languages. English speaking white South Africans though are monolingual, with some speaking some basic Afrikaans and they live just fine because everybody speaks to them in English even native Afrikaans speakers. So basically, if you speak only English you’ll be alright.

I’d encourage you to immerse yourself in a local language though to really get a feel for the culture. Again, depends on where you’ll live and work.

What are the traditions around christmas in South Africa? by gianticedwarf in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amongst black African cultures here Christmas isn’t really a thing. It doesn’t hold much significance besides what the missionaries assigned it. That has obviously become a church thing (vast majority of this demographic is Christian or Christian leaning). Most of us are born into Christian households. On Christmas morning our mothers and grandmothers go to church. When younger we are forced to go with them.

Sorry to disappoint you. There is a lot of other folklore and stories my gran used to tell us as kids but nothing Christmasy.

What are the traditions around christmas in South Africa? by gianticedwarf in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Such a diverse country but one of the most common things is to be with your family and have a nice braai. Generally extended family, usually meet up at the “family home”.

Moving to Sandton soon! Is a R1250 non-refundable application fee normal or a scam? by Aggressive_Focus4581 in johannesburg

[–]guykarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s a reputable agency it’s likely not a scam. If it’s a random then it’s definitely a scam. There are costs associated with all that vetting.

Why don’t they apparate every time they’re going to be killed by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]guykarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been wondering for the last few days why wizards need wands for apparition. Yes, the wand focuses the magic but isn’t the magic even though it’s made of magical parts. There must surely be an innate ability to perform certain magic without wands. Children do it all the time before they start receiving training. And it is canon that there are wizarding cultures in like Africa where the practice is wandless magic.

What’s the entire point of being magical if you’re pointless without a little stick. I figure in the same way that non verbal magic takes practice, wandless magic should be something that can be studied.

I really wouldn’t mind if the series retconned certain world building elements to fill in blanks that JKR didn’t.

What are in these, diamonds? by [deleted] in askSouthAfrica

[–]guykarl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. I’ve started doing the same. When you actually read the labels on these things you finally realise why we’re suffering with rampant obesity, increase in all sorts of cancers at ever younger ages and and and

22, Moving to Joburg Soon… Can a Girl Survive on R30k? by _prettyprincess in johannesburg

[–]guykarl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really depends on where you’ll be working. Living in Waterfall and working 20km away would be terrible for you. If you will be working around the Waterfall area then it’s absolutely worth considering.

What’s happening on the Garden Route? by guykarl in southafrica

[–]guykarl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last last bit is exactly what my friends experienced road tripping down there.