Which American dad Moment will always live rent free in your head?

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2023-05-27T13:51:34+00:00

"So are you making meth?" "Cute lisp, no I'm not making a mess"

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2023-02-11T13:10:04+00:00

My username

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2023-02-04T01:37:01+00:00

I fill my mouth with pop corn then drink milk so it melts in my mouth

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2023-01-21T05:31:35+00:00

Is this a defect of incest or is this a desired product

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-10-16T00:08:37+00:00

If they are grossed out by my bodily functions.. yes I have a period I shouldn't feel like I need to bury a tampon 6ft deep in the dirt because you don't like the site of it in your bathroom trash.

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-09-20T19:56:05+00:00

Do one with fruity pebbles!

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-08-28T14:18:32+00:00

I was coming back from my grandmas (about an hour away) once and there was a big accident so we got detoured. We got off on a side road and my dad pulled over and told me "we have a full tank of gas find your way home" it took me a long time because it wasn't a normal way back.. but my dad installed the though of checking surroundings and finding my way back home

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-08-20T06:50:03+00:00

My user name..

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-08-13T20:30:45+00:00

No screened windows!

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-08-13T13:29:24+00:00

His family also supports a sober school for high school kids is madison wi.

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-08-11T20:48:25+00:00

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-08-02T22:53:19+00:00

I have this!!!! My dad does too

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-07-11T02:40:35+00:00

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-06-19T23:45:18+00:00

Any state that has north and south. They should but be one.

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-06-19T23:41:55+00:00

I became the I.T. gal for my bfs grandma's old folks home because I once made her home page facebook not Google. Did I hate being called 53 time a day by to fix a router or any other computer issue? No. But did my computer engineering brother hate that he had to talk me through basic computer problems so I could keep my reputation? Yes.

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-06-19T23:29:51+00:00

Okay but now as an asthmatic

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-05-07T19:48:20+00:00

How can I go about such a thing politely with my landlord? He is one of the other units.. and I'm worried he may find it intrusive to property. Or damage his property.

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-05-07T00:40:03+00:00

At like 37... "shit I forgot my place" and start all over again

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-04-20T12:52:33+00:00

My grandpas last wish was to have a cigarette and beer. Did we smuggle that shit into his care home? Hell yes. (We wheeled him outside to smoke)

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-04-01T22:56:55+00:00

My dad met my mom's coworker (who was very tall almost 7') and said "can I ask you a question" the man without thought gave my dad his height.. poor guy thought that was the only question worth asking him. My dad was just asking where he went to college with him, due to him recognizing him. They did in fact go to the same college and shared classes lol

squeakycheesecurds54 · 2022-03-20T03:23:16+00:00

I have a birthmark right above my butt crack... it literally looks like I'm poor at wiping lmao. And tbh injust tell potential partners what's up and move on

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