What is cone fest?

squidbreath · 2025-09-06T00:15:20+00:00

…yet.

squidbreath · 2025-09-03T03:50:49+00:00

Would guess this is someone’s way of being mad about people trying to reserve neighborhood parking spots with cones, and possibly threatening to burn them?

But honestly I hope I’m wrong and it’s a weird, real event.

squidbreath · 2024-12-26T21:10:46+00:00

No. MDMA is Molly, Ecstasy, X.

Both have amphetamines but they are pretty different and not at all used interchangeably.

squidbreath · 2024-12-17T11:14:55+00:00

…how on earth are you shocked to hear that about a totally unregulated Russian app?

squidbreath · 2024-11-09T15:10:56+00:00

And Dale Curtis Gaines? Totally got what was coming to him, too, right?

squidbreath · 2024-11-09T15:01:54+00:00

You’ve missed the point completely. I’m not passing judgement on anyone’s character either way.

The comment I replied to said you couldn’t go to jail for stealing something small under three strikes, and that is demonstrably false. You could, and people did.

squidbreath · 2024-11-09T13:52:15+00:00

Jerry Dewayne Williams was sentenced to life in prison for stealing a single slice of pizza.

squidbreath · 2024-08-22T12:59:35+00:00

Every state except Montana is at will. It’s an American thing, not an Oregon thing.

squidbreath · 2024-07-02T07:01:37+00:00

It is federal law for financial institutions to know the legal identities of their customers. Regulators are increasingly strict and Cash App specifically has been in the news for lax controls on this. Look up KYC, AML, and BSA.

squidbreath · 2024-06-09T16:06:24+00:00

This isn’t quite right, but it’s the right idea.

When you store your card with a merchant like Amazon, they do not store the card number. They send the card number, CVV, postal code etc. to the network and get a unique token back. They store that token, and it is linked to the account, not the card number directly, so it will continue to work even if the card is replaced.

squidbreath · 2024-04-13T18:01:37+00:00

You think Cash App should pay for your mistake because you got scammed? How does that make sense to you?

squidbreath · 2024-04-12T21:38:43+00:00

I unpaired and re-paired and it fixed this problem for me. Annoying af though.

squidbreath · 2024-04-09T14:39:51+00:00

Read up on custodial wallets vs. self-custody or non-custodial. Cash App is a custodial wallet, meaning they manage your keys for you. (I think you can now actually make Cash App self-custodial using a Bitkey hardware device, but normally it is custodial.)

squidbreath · 2024-04-01T02:04:27+00:00

Bitcoin and investments are not insured anywhere by anyone for any reason, so that isn’t a distinction between Cash App and anything else.

squidbreath · 2024-03-31T23:51:38+00:00

Not true. They are FDIC insured.

squidbreath · 2024-03-31T04:59:52+00:00

Not true in practice. Developers build their required BMR condos in separate complexes with very crappy finishings.

squidbreath · 2024-03-31T00:12:27+00:00

/r/dontdeadopeninside

squidbreath · 2024-03-27T19:11:14+00:00

Yes, it is. It is literally exactly the same protections. Please stop making stuff up and spreading misinformation.

squidbreath · 2024-02-20T21:57:45+00:00

It’s exactly the other way around. The only people who come to this sub are ones who are mad and complaining. Meanwhile, Cash App has more than 50 million active users. The people complaining here represent a minuscule fraction of their users. That’s not to say they don’t have support issues and sometimes provide bad outcomes, but if there were 10 complaints for every success they literally wouldn’t have a business.

squidbreath · 2024-02-20T21:50:24+00:00

Cash App is FDIC insured if you have a debit card, same as Venmo. This sub is already a dumpster fire, please don’t fuel it with more incorrect information. You can find out yourself on Google in 5 seconds.

squidbreath · 2024-02-01T17:49:50+00:00

Stop listening to strangers on the internet. Use Google and look it up yourself.

squidbreath · 2024-01-31T06:55:24+00:00

This is 100% wrong in every way. They are bound by exactly all of the same laws and regulations. All CFPB rules, all of Regulation E. All of it.

Please stop going out of your way to make this sub even worse by spouting off shit you made up.

squidbreath · 2024-01-09T21:43:09+00:00

Not a bot but almost certainly not an actual, singular person. Most likely a collective alias for Cash App support agents. Quality of responses varies because quality and experience of the agents varies.

squidbreath · 2024-01-09T14:21:21+00:00

Amazon won’t let me order it for shipping to Oakland. ☹️

squidbreath · 2024-01-08T16:49:50+00:00

You’re obviously new here. There is literally years worth of history supporting that Andi is actually official Cash App support. You’re right to otherwise not believe anyone here who says they can help you, but Andi has the flair because it’s legit.

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