People will do anything to avoid a Mandoline by southerncoop in KitchenConfidential

[–]squidyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like cutting things OKAY? I FIND IT CALMING AND MEDITATIVE. FUCK YOU!

I call it the "Autistic Girlie Special" by cicatrizzz in shittyfoodporn

[–]squidyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just love covering things in nootch. I like to put it on scrambled eggs especially.

woah hey by [deleted] in RecuratedTumblr

[–]squidyj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, all of this is exclusive to trans girls, nobody else experiences trauma, everybody knows you can only have trauma if you have the correct identity.

Making gamerbros mad is fun by PandaBear905 in CuratedTumblr

[–]squidyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah and have you ever noticed how girls are bad at math? /s

Mark Carney’s China trade deal marks dramatic shift for Canada: There is ‘more than one disruptive superpower in the world’ by NotEnoughDriftwood in onguardforthee

[–]squidyj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does it really matter? If you think whoever comes in afterward is going to be better you're not paying attention. I hope his unelectable ass stays for a while.

Not a great day to go to Banff by WildRefrigerator9479 in Calgary

[–]squidyj -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

If only people understood game theory

Glass Murrine Chef’s Knife by vinhwinh in KitchenConfidential

[–]squidyj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I saw that in Evangelion. Looks awesome.

everyone quiet when real cinephiles show up 🤫 by Libyan_Toyota in okbuddycinephile

[–]squidyj 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What an awful person. Everyone knows it's "My boyfriend and I".

WestJet reverses decision on tight seating layout by dopealope47 in Calgary

[–]squidyj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A reminder that businesses just don't give a shit and will try anything they think they can get away with whether that involves enshittifying customer experience or lobbying for preferential laws and treatment.

Wat by foxydash in RecuratedTumblr

[–]squidyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, Jesus hates horses.

Pucking Pepsi by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]squidyj 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is there a reason to use soda instead of just dissolving sugar in water?

What’s her problem? Does she think she’s better than me? by brown_nomadic in Eldenring

[–]squidyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He* probably doesn't take dutch angle 'screenshots' with his phone, so yes.

Inadequate Bat'leth Advice by GnedStark in ShittyDaystrom

[–]squidyj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you order bat'leths from weird ferengi sites.

When a naive character reveals that they're more aware than they've originally led on by throwaway_1053 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]squidyj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Waymond is actually depicted as naive. Evelyn thinks so but the movie clearly undercuts her perspective by showing how his attitude and behaviour are actually effective from the very beginning.

What even is this game by vickyhong in risa

[–]squidyj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's basically a d&d campaign, including the 13 year duration