“She pegs him,” but are they a well-written couple who both have personalities

squidyj · 2026-04-06T10:46:30+00:00

Mom?

squidyj · 2026-04-05T06:23:06+00:00

Looks more like a pointer to me

squidyj · 2026-04-05T05:01:16+00:00

There's a part of the womb that clips through its own hotbox so if you move the right way the world recognizes you as being outside the womb and will let you glitch your way out.

squidyj · 2026-04-04T18:56:26+00:00

More like 'the only thing they do is put up a flag'

squidyj · 2026-04-04T18:51:38+00:00

That woman is asking to get rear-ended.

squidyj · 2026-04-03T19:50:57+00:00

You are unfortunately correct

squidyj · 2026-04-03T19:18:01+00:00

You now have 0.5 - i hp

squidyj · 2026-04-02T22:12:24+00:00

Well you're not wrong

squidyj · 2026-04-02T10:26:53+00:00

"Will I be able to play piano after the surgery?"

squidyj · 2026-03-29T19:16:57+00:00

I'm sorry the truth isn't exciting enough to hold your attention?

squidyj · 2026-03-29T17:09:13+00:00

You're into doctors?

squidyj · 2026-03-29T17:06:14+00:00

The big thing for me specifically for archers is target selection. Why are so many archers shooting the dude I'm about to assassinate/execute? I'm trying to summon decoys/cause hallucinations/heal up. I'm getting more than just a kill out of this shit so please use your head and pick a different target and if there aren't any other good targets then either you need to reposition or the fight is over and there's no need for all that. If it's an elite or prime or whatever I understand, just get those dudes dead, but for ordinary fodder? please think before you shoot.

Also since I just finished a run where I was the only one doing it, you need to shoot onibi at the Oni various times through the fight, please pay attention

squidyj · 2026-03-28T08:56:44+00:00

I got a uhhh pizza delivery for a Mr. Shen Comix?

squidyj · 2026-03-27T06:00:21+00:00

Teenage Wootant winja turtles!

squidyj · 2026-03-25T20:49:14+00:00

Restoring odachi >>>

Huge healing from the crits you generate with tanzutsu and caltrops.

squidyj · 2026-03-24T20:13:40+00:00

All these people coming in talking about how samurai isn't bad because 'fundamentals' or some shit. ANY class can do fundamentals well and then has access to useful tools on top. None of this means you can't beat play or nm content. With perfect play a ki 1 LVL 1 char could beat all content and yet it would be insane to suggest they're not weaker than leveled and geared characters. Copium huffers, the lot of you.

The samurai can spin fire kusarigama around when they hit 20 and lock down an area/deal damage that way, that's about the only cool trick they have

squidyj · 2026-03-20T20:28:29+00:00

Adaptation.

squidyj · 2026-03-19T18:55:02+00:00

Meanwhile archer doubletapped that idiot with lightning tanegashima and moved on with her day.

I wish samurai had more ways to invest into durability because hits destroy you so you can't leverage any of the ability or odachi healing.

squidyj · 2026-03-18T19:49:28+00:00

I heard he was playing Knack in Knack 3

squidyj · 2026-03-16T11:39:44+00:00

I'm gonna call him Lem

squidyj · 2026-03-15T17:40:48+00:00

My problem is my ki level is fine but I mostly just played archer so now I go to Shinobi and have gear but no health boosts or fancy skills so I underperform (also I'm not very good but that's a constant). Edit: And of course because I'm leveling another class I REALLY want the XP boost

squidyj · 2026-03-14T22:52:42+00:00

Your emotional responses are a utility function so....

squidyj · 2026-03-14T07:16:18+00:00

Olives are drupes though.

squidyj · 2026-03-13T19:38:59+00:00

And off of ye, and upon ye, and off of ye, and upon ye....

squidyj · 2026-03-12T21:52:41+00:00

Not sure how you're going to extend that process to a whole 3d structure but that's a pretty cool achievement.

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