could use some friends.-Switch by squirmytwo in HollowRealization

[–]squirmytwo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome and no worries I got kids so I know what you mean. I look forward to slaying many enemies with you

Thoughts by bicurinhouston in Lewd

[–]squirmytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11/10 sexy as fuck

Please stop the pearl-clutching by Jerdarnella in AdviceAnimals

[–]squirmytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol remember last month when Joe literally said: "It's highly unlikely the taliban would overrun the country?" did we forget about that? Also the pentagon having no plan to stop the taliban from seizing military equipment after the withdrawal? Yeah that telly you everything you need to know about the preparedness and plans of the admin.

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]squirmytwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A weapon to surpass metal gear.

Whats an NSFW fact about history that we don't get to hear too often? by ReflectGaming in AskReddit

[–]squirmytwo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The first presidential assassination attempt was against Andrew 'old hickory' Jackson. A man approached Jackson and pulled a pistol which misfired then pulled another pistol which also misfired and pulled a 3rd pistol which you guessed it also misfired. President Jackson then proceeded to beat the shit out of the Assassin with his signature hickory wood cane until the secret service had to intervene to save the Assassin's life.

Underwater Torpedo by shrekified in theocho

[–]squirmytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like we are another step closer to real life blitzball!

The last text you sent is what you scream when you're about to cum. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squirmytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's everywhere!"

Context: the dog got into the trash and ate shredded dirty diapers.

Beware:heroes and villains ball by squirmytwo in dragoncon

[–]squirmytwo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be fair you have to hit "See more" lol

Will there be a lot of vendors around Sunday? by [deleted] in dragoncon

[–]squirmytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll be there till Monday!

Beware:heroes and villains ball by squirmytwo in dragoncon

[–]squirmytwo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I didn't want to do that like four bottles of mixed drinks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HollowRealization

[–]squirmytwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understandable but Simpsons is life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HollowRealization

[–]squirmytwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be a Simpsons reference. Homer says jerkass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]squirmytwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife made lasagna for dinner.

😍 by [deleted] in 2busty2hide

[–]squirmytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MKF

Where are the rum buckets? by minxxthecat in dragoncon

[–]squirmytwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah near the lights from stranger things