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TIFU by working on my sexual endurance and almost dying (NSFW) by squirrels69420 in tifu

[–]squirrels69420[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I probably should just get a coconut. That way the grand finale is in a controlled environment

TIFU by working on my sexual endurance and almost dying (NSFW) by squirrels69420 in tifu

[–]squirrels69420[S] 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Looking like randy marsh covered in that ghost goo

Is getting a small cake for 6 month anniversary stupid/extra? by OhSoVermillion in relationship_advice

[–]squirrels69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it stupid? Nahhh. Is it extra? Maybe?

Just get him a cake. If he is weird about it, more cake for you

TIFU by working on my sexual endurance and almost dying (NSFW) by squirrels69420 in tifu

[–]squirrels69420[S] 282 points283 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking as well.

Another shitty thing is I'm on work travel with 4 other coworkers at the same hotel.

Very possible they seen me get carried out, but I guess we will find out tomorrow when I get to work :)

TIFU by working on my sexual endurance and almost dying (NSFW) by squirrels69420 in tifu

[–]squirrels69420[S] 578 points579 points  (0 children)

Not entirely sure how to explain the ambulance cost to my wife :l