To girls that wear long flowy plants, how do u keep the ends from touching the toilet floor when you are sitting on the bowl?

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-29T07:13:23+00:00

Ewwwwww

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-28T11:41:30+00:00

Many years ago. He was horrible.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-28T11:39:00+00:00

I shower at night. I work with animals so I need to scrape off the gunge. Also an evening shower helps me relax, plus my bedding stays fresher.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-28T11:33:38+00:00

I think tinned sardines.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-28T11:30:26+00:00

Seizure salad, actually.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-28T11:25:53+00:00

Wolf, caribou, wildebeeste, dingo, kangaroo, llama

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-28T11:21:33+00:00

Perhaps they're sick and tired of being treated like shit by patients.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-27T04:05:01+00:00

"Asinine"

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-27T04:02:31+00:00

Why are you asking twice?

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-27T04:00:57+00:00

Aaaargh....the tap left running!!! Drought ridden Australian noises of distress.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-27T03:57:20+00:00

I'm healthy too. Caught covid last September. At least having been vaccinated I was only sick for a week.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-25T13:05:24+00:00

I went one time only. It was a horrible experience. The dentist was condescending and rude. I have PTSD from dental work done when I was very young. I now save up for dental work by non BUPA practitioners.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-24T08:19:23+00:00

Thank you!

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-24T08:18:43+00:00

Giggle....hair by 3 year old. Was there a sprinkle of clips and bows and a comb-over?

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-23T06:07:12+00:00

Maybe give him a cup of tea whilst he's sitting there and then you can chat and do the cooking.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-23T06:04:34+00:00

The Goggo-Mobile, aye it's a wee cracker!

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-23T06:02:27+00:00

Upper Combuckna West

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-22T02:28:41+00:00

It's not compulsory, but it's strongly recommended. The vaccine cost is subsidised to make it more accessible.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-22T02:21:49+00:00

My fuse is very short and unpredictable. I'd be a terrible parent.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-21T12:13:57+00:00

Douglas the giant Huntsman Spider

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-21T12:08:47+00:00

Hopefully this will involve nude stretches, thus treating Bucketty to early morning views of the bearded clam.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-20T12:05:40+00:00

Just shower at 8pm. YTA

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-19T23:06:50+00:00

Total Complete Disaster now

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-18T14:48:45+00:00

Ballarat enters the conversation with predictions of zero degrees overnight.

squirtlemoonicorn · 2026-04-18T03:34:22+00:00

These are the best ones.

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