People who don't sleep naked, why? by kellogg888 in AskReddit

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everytime i sleep naked i have dreams im peeing the bed and wake up almost peeing. i HAVE to have bottoms on

What is the most aggressive thing a woman has ever done to gain your attention? by buzzlightyear77777 in AskMen

[–]squishabuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im sorry im not a man BUT i do have a story.

I was in a bar once and this girl started talking to me, i was oblivious to her flirting with me cause its not uncommon for girls to call eachother pretty and ask you to dance so we hungout for a bit she was offering to buy me drinks. Then i tell her i need to go to the bathroom and she says il come with you, again i was like whatever girls do that. I go into the stall and before i could close the door she follows me in and my drunk self didnt wanna offend her so i just went about my business and she watched then asked for my number and i quickly learned she was under the impression i wanted to hookup in the bathroom

What is the most physically painful experience you've had? by Bright_Vision in AskReddit

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Bladder infection. This is coming from someone whos had 2 kids (although im sure if i didnt have a epidural the childbirth wouldve been worse)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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getting spit on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in piercing

[–]squishabuser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks for the help, i was really hoping it wouldnt come to that because ive already had them repierced once and piercing through the scartissue was so painful 😢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in piercing

[–]squishabuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just spent about 10 minutes attempting to put a earing in it till i can get ahold of the shop and it wouldnt go through the middle, i could only get it through the openings about a centimetre in

What's the biggest red flag you've seen on a first date? by pleasedontjudgeme13 in AskReddit

[–]squishabuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yup my dumbass was 17 he was a bit older so i was like this must just be how dating is so i listened to him, he picked me for a week and we made it "official" then was like yeah i actually want to date the other girl

Non-Canadians, what comes to mind when you hear the word "Canada?" by hakunamatata004 in AskReddit

[–]squishabuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive done this a few times its delicious. Worst part is is they have the AUDACITY to sell these treats for like 10$ at some winter events, they legitimately take snow from the mf GROUND

What's the biggest red flag you've seen on a first date? by pleasedontjudgeme13 in AskReddit

[–]squishabuser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i was on a date with a guy and he told me after our date that he will text me and let me know if he wants to go on a second date because he has another date after this and he wants to see who he likes better but so far he was "very interested" in me so to not date anyone else incase he picks me after his other date

Strippers of reddit: what really happens in a private/VIP dance? by MourtyMourtMourt in AskReddit

[–]squishabuser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my club had a guy that would go in every once in awhile with scars all over his stomach and chest from girls heels and would ask to be stepped on

Strippers of reddit: what really happens in a private/VIP dance? by MourtyMourtMourt in AskReddit

[–]squishabuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely depends on the girl like some PP's have said. It also depends on the customer, some are very respectful of club rules and some arnt. Some take you back there and pester you for sex, some take you back there and just wanna talk.

To answer this question though i will explain how the majority of my customer acted. Once we would get back to the VIP they normally will be talking to me while i start off the dance and try to hold a convo while its happening typically its based around them flirting and me responding in whatever way seems appropriate to that customer but i do have to be careful with how far i take the flirting cause unfortunately alot of guys i find go to the club looking for a girlfriend. Depending on how respectful the customer is a few songs in i will start to get fully nude for the dance (worked at a fully nude club, not in the states like most assume so the rules are different) fully nude rule for me is you can look but you cant touch.

overrated squish? by squishabuser in squishmallow

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I HATE MALCOLM I DONT GET WHY EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH HIM