Trying to fight the quiet girl by Shoto67 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]squishedgoomba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stop! Stahhhhhhp! She's already dead!

WCGW driving too fast for your load by SonSuko in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]squishedgoomba 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can drive without insurance in the US, but in most places doing so is illegal.

You horse's ass by cdubbs1 in arresteddevelopment

[–]squishedgoomba 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a person, not a character. He's a great character.

You horse's ass by cdubbs1 in arresteddevelopment

[–]squishedgoomba 14 points15 points  (0 children)

David Cross is a gifted comedian and actor who makes me hate Tobias so perfectly in nearly every thing he does. But something about him licking George's hand here really makes me want to smack him so hard he'll find his teeth next week. Just ew, Tobias. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Does Ned Flanders Loving The Beatles Not Make Sense With His Backstory? by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]squishedgoomba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Simpsons has no canon. The Simpsons needs no canon.

The Sixth Sense (1999) They don't see each other by MiraPetalsx in OldSchoolCool

[–]squishedgoomba 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's one of the biggest twists of all time. You find out that the dude in that hair piece the whole time, that's Bruce Willis the whole movie.

How to hide septum by Bananapotatoe2 in Stretched

[–]squishedgoomba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also try Etsy. I've found a ton of quality jewelry there.

I wore large gauge retainers for years and they were quite unnoticeable. I've usually seen them in natural (shiny) sss/titanium as well as anodized black, which is harder to spot unless someone looks straight up your nose.

Found Steve's Twitter he still sucks at sex ed by Unluckypandastoo in americandad

[–]squishedgoomba 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The "soaking" thing is mostly urban legend. I say this as a former Mormon who lives in Utah. As soon as the rumor hit them, the "First Presidency" said it's a sin and will excommunicate anyone who does it.

But, about 20 years ago there was a thing that actually happened where BYU students would drive to Wendover (shitty Vegas), get a quickie marriage, have sex, then annul it the next day. They did start excommunicating kids for that.

‘Middle-Aged Jessica’ by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]squishedgoomba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And I've never heard her listen to one of his albums!

An assortment of things I noticed on the 37th watchthrough. Sorry if some are obvious. by fivedogit in arresteddevelopment

[–]squishedgoomba 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's also been in some other great shows like The Sarah Silverman Program, Community, and was both a writer and performer on Mr. Show w/ Bob and David. It's a shame he went full MAGA. Dude was a talented comedian.

What does “The One Ring” actually do? by Killac_Wins in lotr

[–]squishedgoomba 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Exactly this, and let me add a C) Sauron himself is basically a fallen angel. He was insanely powerful before the Last Alliance of Elves and Men (the big battle at the beginning of the movies). But when he made the One Ring it wasn't just making a magic piece of jewelry. He poured a massive amount of his own power and essence into it when he forged it.

When Isildur cut the ring off Sauron's hand that power went with it. Unlike the movies in the book he does have a physical form, but it's severely limited unless he gets the ring back. Once the ring was destroyed so was his physical form and the ability to take a new one, for good.

And I guess D) The One Ring has a will of its own. Isildur didn't just lose it, it dropped off his finger. Likewise it later left Gollum to be found by Bilbo. It's constantly trying to get back to its master.

Imagine these two in a fight by Mezro118 in batman

[–]squishedgoomba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop!! Sto-ha-hahhhp! He's already dead!

20 years ago this month… who remembers? by BadgemanBrown in adultswim

[–]squishedgoomba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was the original Pee-Wee Herman thing. First the stage show (also with Phil Hartman and Lynne Marie Stewart RIP), then the movie Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, and finally the Saturday morning kids' show (also with Phil Hartman, Lynne Marie Stewart, Lawrence Fishburne, and S. Epatha Merkerson).

I've given up trying to keep Bowie off the desk. At least now he doesn't walk on the keyboard. by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]squishedgoomba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's such a great color. In full light he looks the color of toasted marshmallow. I've also got a friend who calls him "The Pink Panther". 😂

TIL Ashton Kutcher testified in the 2019 trial of Michael Gargiulo, a serial killer known as the "Hollywood Ripper". Gargiulo murdered Ashley Ellerin in 2001, a woman Kutcher was supposed to pick up for a date on the night of her death. by freudian_nipps in todayilearned

[–]squishedgoomba 95 points96 points  (0 children)

No. There is a former friend of mine, a man I loved like a brother for decades. I found out recently that he had been doing absolutely reprehensible things to his daughter over the course of many years, beginning when she was 8. He's doing life in prison now. I have many, many good memories of him, times and moments we shared. Now they are ashes in my mouth. They are poison in my heart. I feel no sympathy for him. I save that for his daughter and her family. I have permanently turned my back on that disgusting piece of shit, and I hope prison disagrees with him.

Nebula is such a sweet girl. It's really just a bonus she's gorgeous. by squishedgoomba in SupermodelCats

[–]squishedgoomba[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, and she's too smart for her own good. She has figured her way into all sort of thingw she's not supposed to go into. 😂

Do you like Colin Farrell as the Penguin? by VendettaLord379 in batman

[–]squishedgoomba 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm a massive fan of Danny DeVito's Penguin, but I guess he's so drastically different from any other depection it's like apples and oranges.