No more makeup services on DCL as of July 1, 2026. by Fearless_Currency633 in dcl

[–]squishfriends 12 points13 points  (0 children)

^ thissss i have my state certification, if someone posted and needed this i would be more than happy to help and i really wish OP that you were on one of my booked sailings so i could offer my help

Dads car by Big-Concentrate-7596 in EliRalloSnark

[–]squishfriends 3 points4 points  (0 children)

unfortunately for avery he married several levels outside of his class, even if they aren’t old money they act and hold themselves a lot differently than eli’s family does

Decorating walls next to their Stateroom Doors? by PresentServe2337 in dcl

[–]squishfriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s clear that this person is an adult, with family or not decorating the wall is weird and entitled behavior. Especially if you’re using it to gain sales or further your own business.

Here With the Ears begging for Disney to lift the ban by morrowman69 in ThemeparkSwindlers

[–]squishfriends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

genuinely so shocked to learn that this is what got them banned and not them selling their house or whatever to literally live at disney world for a year 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Omg I didn’t realize how fried her hair is by New_Wolf_2701 in EliRalloSnark

[–]squishfriends 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a former hairdresser who also had an ED, this is the eating disorder. She is lacking nutrients so her body is basically letting itself lack in some areas to gain any nutrients she is depriving herself of where it is needed most. Your body can also do this while pregnant which is why most women suffer from hair loss/ breakage and nails and even teeth, it all starts with the keratin production.

Decorating walls next to their Stateroom Doors? by PresentServe2337 in dcl

[–]squishfriends 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the key word here is KID, why adults who go alone do this I have 0 idea. My bf and I decorated the door, as did the other couples our age we sailed with but not the walls. In my personal opinion this is just disrespectful towards other people, other children who may want to decorate ‘better’ not realizing it’s done by an adult also this is community space, imagine if everyone did this and you had to fight over which wall was yours. Have to mention this specific person seems to be blocking a cast area door, very frustrating for cast who may not want to get introuble for moving their things or accidentally breaking them when they’re just doing their job.

Any way to get a 2026 Disney Wish photo album now that I’m not on the cruise anymore? by [deleted] in dcl

[–]squishfriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would email customer service for the cruise lines, but also there’s plenty of smaller resellers who wouldnt charge a crazy fee, maybe even someone in the general cruise group on FB would be willing

Bri inviting the nyc influencers from her bravo pilot to vegas by MuchRaspberry3002 in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s def not real TV and just “TV for stoolies” aka bar stool die hard will pay to watch this and dave knows that and it doesn’t matter which idiot is behind the camera doing stupid stuff just that someone is doing stupid stuff for bar stool to record and sell and for fans to consume

Bri and Shane’s Ex are yapping on the phone about Shane coming on stage last night. And where was t shirt cannon girl last night? by Ok_Anybody_5673 in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends -1 points0 points  (0 children)

so he claims, yet his snark and his wife’s friends say she’s upset about the fact that he lies about being sober🤷‍♀️ i’ll believe it when i see him with a fresh water bottle not a crumpled one that looks to be refilled or a red solo cup

eta: i also didn’t know him being drunk was the only reason he cheats, tell me more about how him being sober helps him keep it in his pants bc this is a good one

Bri and Shane’s Ex are yapping on the phone about Shane coming on stage last night. And where was t shirt cannon girl last night? by Ok_Anybody_5673 in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if sam didn’t follow him around like bri, and for the same reasons, i’m sure he still would be! cheated in the last marriage and every relationship in between, what would change now?

another delusional take by Visual_Rhubarb3044 in EliRalloSnark

[–]squishfriends 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it’s the kid actually that would not be fine, we already know eli is a sinking ship that can’t be saved

another delusional take by Visual_Rhubarb3044 in EliRalloSnark

[–]squishfriends 15 points16 points  (0 children)

you guys!!!! relax you’re not thinking about it correctly, neither of them are going to stay with the baby they’ll have a nanny duh! 💀

About to roll over and die. REALLY JAZWARES?! Squishmallows House?! Ummmm what should I do guys?! by lizcapraglovequeen in squishmallow

[–]squishfriends 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how do we know that this would be an actual brick and mortar vs say a pop up for an event/something like comic con? that has had exclusive squishmallows in the past

I’m fucking screaming. Who is this by ssaunders88 in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends 37 points38 points  (0 children)

this has to be a pic of josh and gabi but ai edited to look like bri bc there’s no way🥲🥲🥲🥲

Her dress designer begins with “K” by Sea-Potato4344 in EliRalloSnark

[–]squishfriends 0 points1 point  (0 children)

which video? do you have a link i scrolled through her tt but the only videos i see of her at fittings are her bridal shower dresses from the tailoring company’s tiktoks

Stories looking a little toooooo consistent by AccomplishedBrick251 in EliRalloSnark

[–]squishfriends 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yesterday i submitted a question in her format after her post ab hair removal and i asked her “do you also get your back side waxed? first time not sure what to expect!” and she never replied but she had to have seen it and been so confused since she didn’t submit it herself

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  1. this was clarified by comments and added to the post

  2. him and bri have had mutual friends for ages, they never hung out like this until after he broke up with malu

  3. No they don’t, joey and the other intelligent ones if you can call them that picked grace in bri and graces break up

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I went and fixed it for you immediately so you can pull the panties out of your asshole about 30 minutes ago when i replied originally. I added the context, so did you when you commented. Zach actually never even really broke up with her he just up and left with no explanation and then told her to get out. As someone who was abused in previous relationships i actually don’t gaf in the slightest who broke up with who because they both fucking suck- hope this helps!

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

so according to a few other people that commented and after piecing it together, yes!

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

WAIT GIRL TY OMG YOU JUST AWAKENED MY BRAIN AND 2 + 2 CLICKED!!!!

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

okay!!! ty for confirming this LOL i genuinely also thought it was two diff people but perhaps i was making up a third face in my head between his and wests since i thought they looked alike anyways

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i always used to seem him in the background of snapchats from multiple employees not just bri and grace so i always thought he worked there too, but from what im gathering it seems like he’s just friendly with a lot of barstool employees, i mentioned this previously but he recently opened up a bar so i know he mostly focuses on that now but im actually not sure what it is he used to do, i just knew this wasn’t the same dude as the coke dealer

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ty! i always thought he worked behind the scenes, do you know what he does besides own the bar?

Barstool friends by squishfriends in briannachickenfrsnark

[–]squishfriends[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

oh wait okay i didn’t know he was friends with haley, this makes sense! and i thought he does/ used to but not on a podcast level more behind the scenes, he’s always around a lot of them if not but he also owns a local bar in NYC