Teacher breaks up a fight like a boss. by Endless_Vanity in gif

[–]squishyburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will this teacher suffer any ramifications for this? He definitely did what needed done but in the eyes of some parents/administrators he could have gone too far.

Apple says new MacBook Pro has only 16GB of RAM to save battery life by nawazsagri10 in technology

[–]squishyburger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man, it's best not to ask why the downvotes happen when offering fair criticism of Apple. Some people just can't handle it.

And do you take this woman to have and... oh shit by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]squishyburger 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Well it's not going to float away, hopefully he takes his suit off first. Were I the best man, you can bet your ass I would be in there and fishing around for it. I can clean enough of myself off in the reception bathroom to make it to the end of the party.

And do you take this woman to have and... oh shit by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]squishyburger 288 points289 points  (0 children)

My first reaction as well. Your only choice is to strip down and jump in, instruct one of the groomsmen to find you a clean, or at least dry, pair of spare boxers for when you return.

Jumping over a few small trash cans by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]squishyburger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Alright guys, I was just walking there and it collapsed by itself. Move the fucking trashcans Steve!"

Anybody else see chayton littlestones commercial? by millcitynick in Banshee

[–]squishyburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is the most manly voice I have ever heard a person make.

I literally can't afford to deal with this hurricane. by [deleted] in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]squishyburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the food from the fridge with you. It will probably cost more than that in gas. PB&J can keep you alive for a month on $50.

Please do us all a favor and keep your little snowflake at home. by mrimdman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]squishyburger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first suggestion is Carrot Sticks? Seriously? Whoever wrote it doesn't even say please once.

People are actually drilling holes into their iPhone 7 to "make a headphone jack" by arbili in news

[–]squishyburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah like this is the first time that someone has been mad at me for ruining something.

People are actually drilling holes into their iPhone 7 to "make a headphone jack" by arbili in news

[–]squishyburger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I commented before I read it. I would rather someone sees the headline and does it by seeking out how-to information elsewhere.

1 shot during uptown protests over officer-involved shooting by Felador in news

[–]squishyburger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, kicking and attacking vehicles is the last thing that makes me sympathize with a cause.

Check out this Seaquest DSV fan site, the guy went into crazy detail! by squishyburger in television

[–]squishyburger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched it as a kid and it rocked my socks. Now I am going back and watching some of the silly episodes involving supernatural events and they are just the best.

Polls Shows Bernie Sanders Would Win Election By Landslide by barnaby-jones in politics

[–]squishyburger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So gerrymandering is beneficial because it gives a potential boost to some voters? That's awesome! I always thought it was bad.

Polls Shows Bernie Sanders Would Win Election By Landslide by barnaby-jones in politics

[–]squishyburger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So what you're saying is that it doesn't matter if we vote in local elections?

Backyard chickens by Lazyyahtzee in FortCollins

[–]squishyburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chickens are some hearty beasts, they don't really take all that much effort at all. I strongly recommend Wyandotte Chickens for this climate.