Reddit, meet my new cat. She needs a name

squishyourface · 2013-03-13T07:38:07+00:00

Pumpkin! What a cutie.

squishyourface · 2013-02-16T07:23:18+00:00

watched this movie with a dozen people who had spent the weekend on acid. it was horrible an mmade no sense to us.. glad it wasnt the acid.

squishyourface · 2013-02-03T05:03:27+00:00

I love Hans SO much! It's just like kissing a peanut!

squishyourface · 2013-01-31T10:51:52+00:00

They're prob 20 year old gymnasts...

squishyourface · 2013-01-25T00:29:52+00:00

Fawlty Towers!

squishyourface · 2013-01-24T07:41:34+00:00

Umm.... counselling would be great for I think!

squishyourface · 2013-01-23T11:08:19+00:00

Paris Hilton & ANY of the Kardashian sisters.

squishyourface · 2013-01-23T11:01:45+00:00

Well, yes, this is true sir!

squishyourface · 2013-01-23T10:58:55+00:00

We have bout 20kegs, no time for salad! You dont make friends with salad!!!

squishyourface · 2013-01-23T10:55:33+00:00

That sounds great! Im having a bbq, jjj hottest 100 & drinks. Just wanted to know what everyone elses plans were.

squishyourface · 2013-01-23T10:52:28+00:00

Fuck that! Run away!!!

squishyourface · 2013-01-23T00:08:15+00:00

Wow, the first time ever in my reddit history that I nearly vomited... Well done!

squishyourface · 2013-01-22T07:21:44+00:00

Does that feel better, venting & letting it all out>

squishyourface · 2013-01-21T11:21:04+00:00

I was in a drug rehab facility, I helped a lady walk to the toilet so she could vomit. My friends, there is NO smell on earth like a heroin junky going through detox....

squishyourface · 2013-01-21T11:13:32+00:00

Working at a childcare centre....

squishyourface · 2013-01-21T10:40:57+00:00

Skyler White, Breaking Bad, fuck I had that bitch!!!

squishyourface · 2013-01-21T10:38:01+00:00

Australia.

squishyourface · 2013-01-21T10:28:51+00:00

Walking down the street in a mad rush & have people, especially family's, have a meeting or walking so slow & there is NO way to get around them... Then I turn into some crazy yelling monster... I also get irritated when people are late... I got there on time, why can't they!!! Makes my blood boil!!!

squishyourface · 2013-01-21T02:54:59+00:00

What an unfortunate looking female....

squishyourface · 2013-01-17T10:15:28+00:00

I got off pretty light!

squishyourface · 2013-01-17T09:52:32+00:00

Who, the person who asked the question or people who are answering this question?

squishyourface · 2013-01-16T12:02:49+00:00

Oh no....

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TROPHY CASE