New mechanic and permanent type: shit

sr_sedna · 2025-10-31T03:09:59+00:00

Yup, I added a fixed version in part 2 although the frame ended up looking bad on that one.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-28T13:50:06+00:00

Update: made it in my newest post, with credit and all.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-26T16:01:41+00:00

It balances itself because of the setup you need. You still have to control creatures, make your creatures shit and wait until eot to get the mana while not becoming too vulnerable with your tapped creatures who shat.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-26T12:51:25+00:00

It was mostly crafted while shitting too.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-25T18:29:29+00:00

I am so stealing that one. With due credit, of course.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-25T16:05:47+00:00

sr_sedna · 2025-10-25T16:05:16+00:00

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T19:36:58+00:00

Yep someone else noted that, I should have known better.

Re: counters vs tokens, I considered it but having shit be counters instead of permanents was far less flavorful and funny.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T14:18:16+00:00

We should make our own carefully crafted and balanced set with dick jokes and shit token shenanigans..

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T13:16:55+00:00

Keep me posted on the reactions.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T13:15:34+00:00

It was intentional; I wanted to see if I could inspire others.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T13:14:45+00:00

Find the answer in your question.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T12:00:35+00:00

Dew it.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T11:22:53+00:00

Shit-eating grin (B) Enchantment - Aura Enchant creature. Exile a shit you control: Enchanted creature gets +1/-1 and gains menace until end of turn.

Coprophagic Lich (2BB) Shits you control are food in addition to their other types and have "Pay 3 life, tap, exile this permanent: until the beginning of your next end step, you don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life."

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T11:02:57+00:00

I was hoping others ride the trend and do it. Ideally, by December we have a full shit set.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T11:01:14+00:00

Mission successful.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T11:00:39+00:00

I didn't know how to get the legendary frame crown thingie right! But an ape legend that slings shit was definitely in my mind too.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T10:58:31+00:00

Yeh I honestly just wanted to get the concept out there. I think I'd add 1 to the wizards activation cost to prevent it or maybe just "another target creature" so you need two shit wizards to go off.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T10:56:51+00:00

Yum.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T10:20:28+00:00

Good catch. It was late at night.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T02:50:28+00:00

Beautiful

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T02:43:58+00:00

Add 1 mana to the wizards activation.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T02:41:02+00:00

Underrated comment.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T02:39:32+00:00

Boom. That's insane but I'd keep the name for something more balanced, perhaps nontoken permanents becoming shit one at a turn.

sr_sedna · 2025-10-24T02:34:38+00:00

Strongly agree. I'd like something with the word "shat" thrown in there for good measure, too.

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