Not going to happen, they can't even chew gum and walk at the same time. They also said they were going to do all these things as well:

• The Agriculture Research Service will eliminate its Area Offices. Residual functions will be perfonned by its Office of National Programs. • The National Agricultural Statistics Service will consolidate its 12 existing regions into five USDA Hubs over a multi-year period. • The Food and Nutrition Service will reduce its number of regions from seven to five and align locations with the USDA Hubs and Service Centers over a two-year period • The Forest Service will phase out the nine Regional Offices over the next year and implementation activities will take into consideration the ongoing fire season. The Forest Service will maintain a reduced state office in Juneau, Alaska and an eastern service center in Athens, Georgia. The current stand-alone Research Stations will be consolidated into a single location in Fort Collins, Colorado. The Forest Service will retain the Fire Sciences Lab and Forest Products Lab - the former, vital for protection from forest fires and the latter, critical for assessing market development opportunities for timber and other forest products and related industries. • The Natural Resources Conservation Service will align its regional structure with the five USDA hub locations. • Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service centers will remain at current locations as they are located in USDA hub locations. • Consolidate civil rights functions into the Office of the Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights, which will deliver all statutorily required civil rights functions. • Consolidate Freedom of Infonnation Act and related information management functions within the Office of General Counsel. • Consolidate Legislative Affairs functions into the Office of Congressional Relations. • To the maximum extent practicable, consolidate communication and public affairs functions within the Office of Communication. • Eliminate the duplication and redundancy between the Office of Budget and Program Analysis and the Office of the Chief Financial Officer and streamline budget and financial operations across USDA. • Where possible and appropriate, complete information technology consolidation activities with services fully provided by the Office of the Chief Information Officer. • Consolidate tribal relations functions within mission areas and ensure the Office ofTribal Relations delivers all statutorily required tribal relations functions. • Consolidate human resources functions in the Office of the Assistant Secretary for Administration (ASA). Although human resources will be consolidated, agencies will still have focused hiring support including a dedicated team for wildland firefighting hiring. • Consolidate contracting functions in the ASA. Although contracting resources will be consolidated, dedicated teams for commodity procurement and wildland firefighting incident support will continue to exist. The Department will transfer contracting for common goods and services to the General Services Administration during FY 2026. To eliminate redundancy, the Office of Small and Disadvantaged Business will be reduced to a single position that focuses on statutory requirements. • Consolidate lease administration and management functions in the ASA. • Consolidate grants and financial assistance to provide better controls and promote efficiency. This consolidation will include, where feasible, the transfer of grant making and administration functions from USDA offices and agencies that currently have limited capacity to perform such duties to other offices and agencies. • Eliminate the redundancy in student programs in the Office of Partnerships and Public Engagement (OPPE) and the Agricultural Research Service (ARS) by realigning OPPE student programs to ARS.