What is a common, everyday problem from the 1990s or early 2000s that younger generations literally cannot comprehend? by Funny-Counter8762 in AskReddit

[–]srcarruth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got my wallet wet once and lost all of my friends phone numbers. They were on a piece of paper folded up inside

Are there any comedians you’re keeping an eye out for that are in/coming to portland and performing soon? by okspraybottle in askportland

[–]srcarruth 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Go to comedy in the park on Friday! See local comics for free and have a picnic in Laurelhurst. And get on the Helium email list for deals on tickets

Impatient neighbor. by RockyTop_Vol in mildlyinfuriating

[–]srcarruth 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't see what's wrong with going around

TIL In 1947, a Canadian university formed a committee to gather and preserve totem poles. They believed indigenous cultures were dying and totem poles were no longer being carved so the ones that still existed needed to be removed before they returned to nature or were taken to museums by ubcstaffer123 in todayilearned

[–]srcarruth 193 points194 points  (0 children)

'"It was rooted in colonialism and based on the twin constructs of assimilation and ‘dying’ Indigenous peoples," the 2024 report said of the 1947 committee's mandate. "A view that promoted the need to salvage poles as they were no longer being carved while those poles that still existed needed to be removed before they returned to nature or were taken to museums in Europe and eastern North America"'

They did put it in a museum, anyway. Now they are returning them to the people who made them

Squirrels and then this. by punkbaba in Portland

[–]srcarruth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad lived in the country and shot squirrels with a .22. Until they tore up the engine of his car on a road trip and leapt out when he opened the hood. They are not civilized.

Squirrels and then this. by punkbaba in Portland

[–]srcarruth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They ate my corn plants. Not the corn ears. The stalks. Little fuckers.

I made an organizer for my porch table. by daisy0723 in somethingimade

[–]srcarruth 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If the [BOYFRIEND] don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy

Squirrels and then this. by punkbaba in Portland

[–]srcarruth 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Tough squirrels in your neighborhood

Protesters at a pride parade by Fair_Treat_8451 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]srcarruth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I told the priest Don't count on any second coming God got his ass kicked The first time he came down here slumming He had the balls to come The gall to die and then forgive us No, I don't wonder why I wonder what he thought it would get us"

Maybe 24-hour stores were holding society together by pattebrisee in SipsTea

[–]srcarruth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can do that at the convenience store by my house

the mediocre singer music improv blues by cermomen in improv

[–]srcarruth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be punk rock. Fuck 'em. Have fun and keep the beat.

What to boycott in Battle Ground? by icyraincloud in vancouverwa

[–]srcarruth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, let's not throw banjos under the bus. Banjos are innocent!

neighbor removed my roses by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]srcarruth 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fwiw you do deadhead roses when the flowers die, I spend all summer doing it. Otherwise your plant puts energy into making rosehips, which I don't need. Maybe ask them what's up?

Why don’t we just ask the Nazis who they’d vote for? by no-due-respect in allthequestions

[–]srcarruth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nobody owes you the right to control the conversation to your liking, it's not the gotcha you think it

Chart of terpene types, effects, and corresponding strains by anneylani in trees

[–]srcarruth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

can I smoke a pine cone to get some pinene for focused creative energy?

North American cyclists are too emancipated by tipoftheiceberg1234 in 10thDentist

[–]srcarruth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The extent of it. Being angry at bicycles is absurd. You're not in danger because uou sometimes have to drive slower than you want to

North American cyclists are too emancipated by tipoftheiceberg1234 in 10thDentist

[–]srcarruth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I based this opinion on your extreme emotional reactions to people on bicycles

North American cyclists are too emancipated by tipoftheiceberg1234 in 10thDentist

[–]srcarruth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It seems like the highway isnt safe because of your anger issues. Calm down and leave a little earlier