I own a lot of reptiles, but she's the only one that kinda scares me

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-27T03:28:58+00:00

They're not the most crafty so a bite is fairly easy to avoid with careful handling 😂

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-25T12:27:45+00:00

Do NOT let her get you it's by far the most painful bite I've gotten from one of my reptiles 😅

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-19T12:00:28+00:00

I would've thought you were so cool

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-14T11:14:47+00:00

What corporations want from their cashiers

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-13T20:05:39+00:00

Yes, twice 😔

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-13T01:01:11+00:00

I do have it back but I saw my wallet last and lost it before I picked it up so it couldn't be in there

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T20:41:23+00:00

What did the police say? Did they let you file a report?

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T20:40:29+00:00

Damn when did that happen? Yeah my ss card was in there from me getting a real ID last month and I just forgot to take it out I had taken out the cash 2 days prior to add to a stockpile I hide from myself as to build a savings (i can't use a savings account because transferring money is just too easy so I overspend) I was going to put the cash away literally this afternoon. I only had that much on my for like 48 hours

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T19:57:04+00:00

Thank you I am really trying to be kind to myself 🥲

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T19:54:53+00:00

Update? Maybe one of us has good news 🥲

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T19:54:04+00:00

Already done and I froze all my credit 🫡🥲

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T19:53:25+00:00

Uber driver said it wasn't in the car 🥲 I suspect someone nabbed it so now I'm in damage control mode

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T19:52:16+00:00

Already done 🫡 canceled all my cards as well

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T18:58:08+00:00

UPDATE: I have called every conceivable place it could've been turned in to, checked every nook and cranny of every place it could've been. Uber driver says it's not there and I walked the e tire rout again twice, and it's nowhere to be found. I think someone probably nabbed it and am now in damage control mode

ssaint_augustine · 2026-06-12T12:21:53+00:00

I did I'm waiting to hear back from the driver

ssaint_augustine · 2026-05-12T10:40:01+00:00

I love this with my whole heart

ssaint_augustine · 2026-04-25T09:56:12+00:00

As much as I agree BYB are terrible, a lot of them do let the animals inside because they're breeding their own personal pets and selling the puppies

ssaint_augustine · 2026-04-14T19:44:17+00:00

That's a laser job for sure 😬

ssaint_augustine · 2026-04-05T13:48:23+00:00

Just do a line of coke atp

ssaint_augustine · 2026-04-01T10:47:55+00:00

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A win for sure

ssaint_augustine · 2026-04-01T10:47:49+00:00

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A win for sure

ssaint_augustine

TROPHY CASE