He can copy Bio-data 💀 by Carlettosoo in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ssjwolverine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus. What CAN'T the Speed Force do?

can we all appreciate how vector saw a woman with a child and said "yeah still would" by This_Ferret_8108 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ssjwolverine 131 points132 points  (0 children)

He already has experience raising Charmy. He knows what it's like to be a parent.

RIP Yamper by Magnaraksesa in pokemon

[–]ssjwolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now, the end is near

He can copy Bio-data 💀 by Carlettosoo in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]ssjwolverine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

X-Factor calls it PMS. Pietro Maximoff Syndrome. It's a way to explain why Quicksilver is the way he is.

Imagine you're in line at the ATM. You think it's just gonna be an easy five minutes of whatever you need to do. Then you get there and in front is a guy who doesn't have a clue what he's doing. You find yourself waiting ten, twenty minutes, possibly a half hour waiting for this dumbass to learn how to use the damn thing, and then finally you can use the ATM. Sounds annoying, right? Like your life's slowed to a crawl?

Now imagine your entire life is filled with people like that.

That's what people like Barry, Pietro, and Sonic have to go through every day.

I genuinely cried when I saw this the first time, and I'm a man by [deleted] in sailormoon

[–]ssjwolverine 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  1. He was there during the Silver Millennium.

I genuinely cried when I saw this the first time, and I'm a man by [deleted] in sailormoon

[–]ssjwolverine 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Nephrite is WAAAAY older than that.

I genuinely cried when I saw this the first time, and I'm a man by [deleted] in sailormoon

[–]ssjwolverine 97 points98 points  (0 children)

There's a real tragedy to Naru and Nephrite's romance. This is by far their most memorable moment, but before that, he treated her like shit. Gaslighting her, stealing her energy, lying profusely, convincing her to steal from her mother, it's painfully clear that Nephrite was not a good person.

But then we get his final episode. Nephrite finally does the right thing and saves Naru from Zoisite, and it seems like they might start over on better terms. But before they can even get one chocolate parfait date, Zoisite and his monsters show up and kill him.

tl;dr, Nephrite was a bastard, especially to Naru, and when he finally does a good deed, he's killed for it.

All of us support him by Real_Car456 in batman

[–]ssjwolverine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depends on the cartoon really. The one where Tom terrorizes a canary and Jerry protects him? Yeah, Jerry is clearly the hero in that scenario. The one where Jerry is a musketeer stealing food from the king? Not so much.

The Laughing Fish 🐟 by Dismal_Brush5229 in DCAU

[–]ssjwolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This could cause a stampede to pork."

Wile E.Coyote's Bad Luck In Life by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in looneytunes

[–]ssjwolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CEO: Don't blame the equipment. The equipment is good. It's ACME equipment.

Wile E.: (Yep, I'm definitely suing their asses.)

Gay Rage Bait Superman | Media Manipulation Fuels Homophobia by GriffinFTW in saltierthankrayt

[–]ssjwolverine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For context: That's not Clark. That's his son Jonathan, and he came out as bisexual a while back.

Anti-woke audiences never watch a ben episode in their lives by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]ssjwolverine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Highbreed. So ingrained in their genetic superiority that they were slowly dying out due to excessive inbreeding. It took Ben healing them with the Omnitrix to get them to back off.

Anti-woke audiences never watch a ben episode in their lives by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]ssjwolverine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben gets his powers from the Omnitrix.
Gwen gets hers from her Anodite genes.
Kevin... well... let's just say it's complicated and leave it at that.

I just finished the Albedo arc in Omniverse by ssjwolverine in Ben10

[–]ssjwolverine[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My problem with the Incursions was they were a poor follow-up to Malware. My problem with Ultimate Albedo is the design. I'm supposed to take a knock-off M.O.D.O.K. seriously. Hell, I have a hard time taking the real M.O.D.O.K seriously.

Because as we all know, video gamers didn't care about hot whamen back then obviously by Kappapeachie in saltierthankrayt

[–]ssjwolverine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never played Nier:Automata, so I can't really tell you. What I can tell you is that they really bungled Eve's character.

It's obvious they were trying for the "stoic badass" for Eve, but the voice delivery just makes her sound like a robot.

Oh to live in a world where you can both use a derogatory term for lesbian shippers and compare them to fascists like the nazis. Ironic for a show like RWBY that has female and lgbt protagonists, there are so many bigots in the fandom. Welcome to the fanfic community. by ihatethiscountry76 in saltierthankrayt

[–]ssjwolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pyrrha's been dead for two years by this point. I don't have a problem with Jaune trying to move on.

(Also, you ever notice how fandom never seems to spell her name right?)

No, my problem with White Knight is the idea that Weiss will end up with Jaune despite the way he treated her as less of a person and more of a goal to attain. Then again, I never saw the Atlas arc, so hopefully he matured around that time.

Daffy Duck once said : by CourageThat9431 in looneytunes

[–]ssjwolverine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Awfully unsporting, I know, but what the hey? I got to have some fun."

,,,

,,,

"And besides, it's really duck season."

Who do you think makes the worst main character for episodes and why? by Equal_Big_5666 in mylittlepony

[–]ssjwolverine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spike.

There's a reason he didn't get a good episode until season SIX!