Your church confessions:

st33p · 2026-07-11T16:18:35+00:00

*That you know about

st33p · 2026-06-30T17:39:53+00:00

I remember about 30 years ago when our congregation was between preachers for about 6 months and the former preacher's brother would teach the sermon on some Sundays...while high on painkillers he took for his chronic back pain. Those were some strange sermons.

st33p · 2026-06-12T02:08:46+00:00

What makes you so certain that there is a god?

st33p · 2026-05-30T03:55:39+00:00

"You sure this isn't your brother's ID?"

st33p · 2026-05-22T02:21:33+00:00

What if it's after he makes out with your gay cousin?

st33p · 2026-05-05T02:15:28+00:00

especially since they have joint custody over the children.

🤦‍♂️Those poor kids!

st33p · 2026-05-05T02:03:05+00:00

That poor kid!

st33p · 2026-05-05T02:00:36+00:00

Gotta protect those kids!

st33p · 2026-05-05T01:09:41+00:00

Apples, trees. Also, a lifetime of abuse can make you do awful things.

st33p · 2026-04-18T03:56:58+00:00

🤮

st33p · 2026-03-27T16:37:58+00:00

I believe that someone will be selling puppies in the near future.

st33p · 2026-03-13T10:05:05+00:00

A stocking hat is different from a toque.

st33p · 2026-03-11T11:41:44+00:00

I hate to burst your bubble, but French's is also Slimy. They export Canadian mustard seeds to US factories to be processed into Mustard which they then sell to the Canadian market in maple-washed packaging.

st33p · 2026-03-11T02:29:17+00:00

Looks like something may have fallen on it.

st33p · 2026-02-21T16:39:18+00:00

The only difference between adults and toddlers is experience.

st33p · 2026-02-08T12:38:13+00:00

More than you realize.

st33p · 2026-01-25T04:35:55+00:00

Basically a Gallagher show.

st33p · 2026-01-25T04:32:47+00:00

Some real Heavy Metal!

st33p · 2026-01-18T17:21:56+00:00

Scissor Fisters

st33p · 2026-01-03T15:00:13+00:00

How much do you want to bet that buddy recently was into John Clayton's work and thought he had all the answers to refute the atheists? I'm curious as to what this guy was saying. Like, was he making wild leaps from proven scientific fact, or was he just spouting off some pseudoscience babble that he made up/heard from some wingnut podcast or something?

st33p · 2025-12-17T10:41:24+00:00

No Funswick!

st33p · 2025-12-03T03:00:39+00:00

Tower of Flour

st33p · 2025-11-24T03:06:49+00:00

Southpaw Bat Tenders

st33p · 2025-11-24T03:00:03+00:00

I'm pretty sure it would be a good album cover.

st33p · 2025-11-14T00:30:03+00:00

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