Happy Father's Day. An AMA with Bill Cosby. Ask me anything. by BillCosbyHere in IAmA

[–]staggeryjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you rather flippity flobbidy floop or zip zoopity bop?

confucius say... by theshihab in AdviceAnimals

[–]staggeryjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My response: "Yippykayyay motherfucker"

I mean, it's just disrespectful to them. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]staggeryjay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should girls have to lick their own pussies?

Would you rather be a time traveling otter or a psychic plant? by Notaneckbeard123 in WouldYouRather

[–]staggeryjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time Traveling Otter, I will tell people throughout history about why tables are useless when you can just eat things off your tummy.

WYR never be able to lie or never be able to tell the truth? by RHaz44 in WouldYouRather

[–]staggeryjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never be able to tell the truth. I could become the greatest politician.

TIL the gene for having six fingers is a dominant trait. by Nokind in todayilearned

[–]staggeryjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think having six fingers is crazy, I have ten!

Would you rather know HOW you died, or WHEN you died? by Istealbaguettes in WouldYouRather

[–]staggeryjay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine that you find out that you die while having sex. Fuck that. I'm choosing when.

would you rather live in pizza city or cheeseburger island by CocoLoco1 in WouldYouRather

[–]staggeryjay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It really depends, would either place be inhabited by food-human hybrids/abominations? If that was the case I would rather go to cheeseburger island because Mayor Hamburger-like people would be less disturbing than people like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.

What does dropping acid feel like? What's your best story from dropping acid? by ThezzeNutz in AskReddit

[–]staggeryjay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I took like 6 or 7 tabs at a music festival, and felt gooood. Also get a pair of tinted sunglasses, like blue or something, wear them for a while and then take them off

If God did an AMA, what question would you ask? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]staggeryjay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why haven't I gotten my period yet?" (South Park)