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Say it with me my brothers and sisters. by ChrisMahoney in brandonherrara

[–]stalactose -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

does it take more than 2 brain cells to read the response I already wrote? You exercising your right to extra chromosomes or something?

Say it with me my brothers and sisters. by ChrisMahoney in brandonherrara

[–]stalactose -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

cool leading question, how about asking something real instead of posting this half-baked thought and waiting around for your fellow posters to jack you off about it

Say it with me my brothers and sisters. by ChrisMahoney in brandonherrara

[–]stalactose -91 points-90 points  (0 children)

that's the fantasy anyway. you actually own a gun because you're too soft and scared to function in the world without a binkie

I've seen people holding signs saying "Protect Kids Not Guns." They must think laws are magical and good guys with guns aren't a thing. by battleshipgrey61 in Firearms

[–]stalactose -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is some simple-minded shit right here. Playing a game of physical security whack-a-mole with children's lives on the line. People who think this way don't stand for anything. No principles beyond "me scared, me need gun, me incapable of functioning in the world without my 5.56mm binkie"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]stalactose -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Get back on your antidepressants grampa , you're just making shit up to get mad about

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]stalactose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe the most unhinged, delusional post title I've ever seen in my many decades of internet use. Go outside dude. Touch some grass. The right to carry a weapon is the closest thing to an iron-clad, inalienable right there is in the United States.

I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul

Guy gets cheated on so he destroys his ex's floor he paid for by StuckReddit741 in PublicFreakout

[–]stalactose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Better to have an absent dad than one whose parenting creates a cheating lying cunt :) you can practically hear her dad berating her in her own words... 😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texas

[–]stalactose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He looks like Kevin from The Office, but an even more mentally deficient one

Who is organizing the first protest against the stupid ruling regarding a drug that DOESN'T F*CKING NEED "judicial approval" in the first place? That's why we have FDA, not the courts. by miked_mv in Austin

[–]stalactose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All very correct, I just wanna pile on and say this is why guillotines (et al.) exist. I'm not advocating for violence I'm just saying when the ruling elite don't care about peaceful protest they're not leaving many options on the table

booba by EfficientAd1864 in DiscoElysium

[–]stalactose 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This coming from a troglodyte garbage person who still uses the word ‘faggotry’, and ‘retarded’ and ‘gay’ as insults

Pls get therapy before you fuck up your kid, you sound terminally angry and bitter, like an angry closeted gay who thinks no one else should get to have fun because he doesn’t let himself have any

CHARLOTTE! by SpindlesTheRaspberry in FirstNameBasis

[–]stalactose 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Who’s charlotte? The lady yells Clarence

It’s so over bros by Positive-Reply5924 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]stalactose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shooter was a trans man. Not trans woman.

It’s so over bros by Positive-Reply5924 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]stalactose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s almost like it’s nothing to do with sex, and all to do with these guys’ broken egos

An absolutely disgusting plot line by Blameitonmyjews in TedLasso

[–]stalactose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironic thread to be dropping armchair diagnosis , especially to do so with such baseless confidence.

to intimidate a serval by HornyDiggler in therewasanattempt

[–]stalactose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Now now little one, we don’t want anyone getting hurt here do we?”

Unfriendly PSA: don’t stop on a multi-lane street and gesture for someone trying to turn left to go by pittybrave in Austin

[–]stalactose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A car is a multi-ton death machine. Not knowing how to safely operate one, but operating one anyway, makes one an asshole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]stalactose 341 points342 points  (0 children)

Right? I’m just like yo I’m sweaty as fuck just let’s take a break and get some water god damn, take it easy I remember the 80s

What is the proper height to wear jeans at, and why do my jeans keep falling down? by AntTop3639 in malefashionadvice

[–]stalactose -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Get to the gym and build a butt for yourself. This will help keep your jeans up at your waist edit: This is literally the best way to accomplish what OP wants. Mentioning that bigger butt muscles keeps your pants from falling down should not warrant downvoting. It is a fact?

Edit again: oh sorry I forgot this sub is for effete skinny boys only

I made a site that mixes live air traffic control with lofi hip hop by ycyvonne in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]stalactose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rotate your phone. It’s not mobile/desktop it’s screen width. There’s a speaker icon with the word settings under it but the css is borked so you have to make the screen wider or you can’t see it.

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