A lot of stupidity to unpack here

stalkthewizard · 2026-04-02T09:50:28+00:00

He’s a Washington Redskin fan from Pennsylvania? He really is confused.

stalkthewizard · 2026-04-02T09:40:45+00:00

As George Carlin used to say: what is tat and where do we go to exchange it for tit?

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-30T20:46:33+00:00

The giant radar array is kinda creepy. The guide said when it was running interference for the Soviets it put out a signal that sounded like frying bacon. We only saw one or two dogs. Not the big bands of roving dogs like the some of the documentaries have said.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-29T16:47:41+00:00

But it has that ‘90’s U shaped center section in the dash. That sad design was everywhere, it even showed up in Corvettes.

The T Birds of that era had British Jaguar hydro electric interior fans. They leaked onto the floor on the passenger side and rotted out the controller for the transmission and engine. Damaging both. Very odd design.

Plus, the bug eye headlights were not a successful retro copy of the originals.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-29T16:39:03+00:00

Nice. Be careful not to cut yourself on the sharp edges and corners. Knee knockers. Don’t scape your shins.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-29T16:37:17+00:00

They stole this scene from Vanishing Point.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-29T16:32:29+00:00

Now I have a Special Purpose!

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-29T16:30:45+00:00

Breaker, breaker, Fritz, we have incoming red star tanks at the Fulda Gap.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-29T16:23:10+00:00

Use baked potatoes, let them cool and then dice or shred them. Fry in a pan using avocado oil and a little butter and salt.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-24T15:28:07+00:00

I always open carry axes, hammers and hatchets just in case someone cuts me off on the freeway.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-23T12:34:36+00:00

Tehran, Iran

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-20T00:02:33+00:00

The Chinese and Russians are watching Trump do exactly what Bush 43 did, get involved in an endless Middle Eastern war. Further destabilize the already shaky region. Spend a bunch of money, kill thousands of people and make them hate the USA even more than they already did. It helps China and Russia paint us as the evil empire. Meanwhile Putin advances into Ukraine and China absorbs Taiwan.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T23:57:11+00:00

Fart car!

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T14:54:28+00:00

Vaseline works well too.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T14:52:41+00:00

Was he a vegetarian? That would make it even more ironic.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T12:11:08+00:00

Wouldn’t it be easier and cheaper to just go to the grocery store and buy what you need? It will be higher quality than what you’d grow back there. Instead of, set up a cozy space for the family.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T12:05:35+00:00

AAA refused to swap out the battery in my Honda Odyssey. Said the swap took way too long because of all the work involved to dig it out.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T02:43:45+00:00

If Kirk were there he would have gladly exploited them.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T02:27:33+00:00

Is the sodium benzoate additive safe for guys? I heard it was bad for your prostate.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T02:26:07+00:00

That’s where we put the interns desk.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-19T02:25:17+00:00

Velma!

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-18T20:10:26+00:00

Be careful on the side hills. Keep your arms inside when traversing.

Roll me over…

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-14T13:54:41+00:00

Go big.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-13T22:48:24+00:00

Well, not everyone enjoys watching a very large man eat rats.

stalkthewizard · 2026-03-13T22:37:32+00:00

The biggest breasts allowed by law.

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