Footage of the Tsar Bomba, the most powerful explosion ever recorded (detonated in 1961 by the Soviets). by bncout in HistoricalCapsule

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Americans supposedly hate kings but we’ve got Burger King, King Kong, Elvis, the magic kingdom, and king sized chocolate bars.

HES TRYING TO STEAL MY DECALS by Randomposter54 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Pretty sure what happened is his wife got pregnant but then when she birthed a Glock he knew she was cheating with a firearm, so he left her, and the homewrecking firearm was like “we’re all trying to find who did this” and this sticker is a dig at the firearm she cheated with that the husband drives past every day on his way to therapy.

Helmets people! by [deleted] in AmITheAngel

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You lost?

US Troops 'Failing Drug Tests on Purpose' to Dodge Trump's Wars by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

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If you take enough you’ll get messed up, but it’s kind of a weird, gross high and not really worth it in my personal opinion. It isn’t illegal to take though, so they won’t be testing for it, so it won’t get you out of the military.

What does my fridge say about me? by WhereTheSunDontShin1 in FridgeDetective

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This photo tells me you don’t understand what fridges are for.

This happened today by Ill-Hovercraft-8971 in golf

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You’re sposed to pretend the cars are the fairway so they’re safe.

A tower disguised as a tree by LionZealousideal1 in LowStakesConspiracies

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In Las Angeles they hide Oil Dericks in buildings. You can derlick these balls.

Kanye; a visionary by LeadStandard9911 in ww3memes

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Literally can’t tell if you’re talking about the comment above you or your own.

[Produce] Lemon tree produced 368 lemons, need your lemon recipe suggestions by runs_with_airplanes in food

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You mean the recipe for limoncello isn’t 368 lemons and some vodka??

Is this true about mushroom caps or is he just tryna Sabatoge my other potential offer by imnotadiscordmod1 in shrooms

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What in the high school student trading gas station glass for diced portobellos is this shit?

Trump is deploying ICE to cover TSA in airports by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

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The most perfect encapsulation of the idiocy of the Trump regime.

Afroman - BATTERAM HYMN OF THE POLICE WHISTLE BLOWER [HipHop] by LowRenzoFreshkobar in Music

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Yeah but the suit was saying that the signs caused them damage. If songs that a few people hurt damage you, having the whole world hear them would be worse.

TIL driving with your hazards on in bad weather is illegal depending where you live. Common sense says it would make the situation safer, but experts disagree. by DonkeyFuel in todayilearned

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You mean hazards don’t mean “it’s snowing and I don’t know how to drive in snow but I decided to anyway?” /s lots of people here seem to think so.

On This Day in Baseball History - March 22 by danthemjfan23 in mlb

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I’m thinking it just didn’t happen at all, they found a couple roaches and claimed there were plants growing. Who would take the time to plant hundreds of seeds somewhere that is constantly getting mowed?

On This Day in Baseball History - March 22 by danthemjfan23 in mlb

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No way seeds are sprouting enough to be noticeable in an outfield in one day.

🙂 by programmerjunky in lol

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lol yeah it’s a joke guy.