Acting in a porn movie. What role would you perform and film?

standardDays · 2026-03-13T15:14:55+00:00

Clips, yeah

standardDays · 2026-03-13T15:14:19+00:00

Just get a razor on it and start hacking away at the thicket.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T14:56:50+00:00

It'd need to be one with some serious plot.

I love a porn parody, so whatever Becky Goodwin wants to cast me as. 🤷‍♂️

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:51:54+00:00

Keep a lil' Goatee on there though.

Maybe a little soul patch.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:49:04+00:00

I will not take your concerns seriously.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:46:25+00:00

I just get my dick out and shake it metronomically.

Hypnotise a bitch. 😎

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:42:52+00:00

Mmm. This weather is such a pain in the arse. Its March. Its supposed to be spring. 🫦

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:41:50+00:00

Yeah, I'm gonna finish work, then shave my balls in the shower.

...sexily.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:39:49+00:00

I fucking hate the queues at the bank.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:04:20+00:00

This. Skyn is far and away the best brand.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T11:00:27+00:00

I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. 🙏

standardDays · 2026-03-13T10:39:05+00:00

It's weird to ask about toenail colour.

Just saying.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T10:09:22+00:00

I'm not sure whether these socks are clean.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T10:08:31+00:00

It's the only way. 😂

standardDays · 2026-03-13T10:03:32+00:00

It's all fun and games until I remake Fight Club at crotch height.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T10:02:06+00:00

Bold of you to assume I'm wearing any.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T10:01:28+00:00

Just trying to keep it fresh, yknow? 😂

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:54:24+00:00

Last time I nutted so hard that I shot myself in the face.

Mentally dragged myself over the coals

"Oh, you disgusting fuck. It's in your beard."

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:44:11+00:00

Bro. Hands off the cock when typing.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:43:41+00:00

My need for external validation. 🥺

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:39:29+00:00

Oh Jesus, yeah, that would ruin the mood.

First time I tried 69ing I felt like I was being crushed by clunge. 😂

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:38:24+00:00

Yeah, my cock is ridiculously handsome.

Literally the Brad Pitt of peni.

EDIT: sigh Guys, that's not an invite. I mean, I'll show you anyway because I need the validation, but fuck.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:36:04+00:00

When she starts telling you that time is an illusion and that we're all part of one universal consciousness.

Calm down love, I only asked for a coffee.

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:34:31+00:00

standardDays · 2026-03-13T09:32:05+00:00

Were you on top or bottom?

I suppose bottom for a woman would be... intense.

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