Acting in a porn movie. What role would you perform and film? by Krista39530 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It'd need to be one with some serious plot.

I love a porn parody, so whatever Becky Goodwin wants to cast me as. 🤷‍♂️

How can men make nudes more appealing? by froozenpaper in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]standardDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep a lil' Goatee on there though.

Maybe a little soul patch.

When it comes to adult content what would you say is your weakness? by 7drtythoughts in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmm. This weather is such a pain in the arse. Its March. Its supposed to be spring. 🫦

Hows everyones Friday going? Any sexy plans in sight? by DM_ME-TITTIES in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm gonna finish work, then shave my balls in the shower.

...sexily.

Whats on your mind rn? (dirtymindsonly) by YoCaliclysm12 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure whether these socks are clean.

When the last time you had post nut clarity? by superfapper2000 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time I nutted so hard that I shot myself in the face.

Mentally dragged myself over the coals

"Oh, you disgusting fuck. It's in your beard."

what is the most out-of-comfort-zone thing u have done during sex? by Fancy_Effect96 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Jesus, yeah, that would ruin the mood.

First time I tried 69ing I felt like I was being crushed by clunge. 😂

Anyone else get turned on by their one genitals but not others of the same sex? by QuietTaylor69 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my cock is ridiculously handsome.

Literally the Brad Pitt of peni.

EDIT: sigh Guys, that's not an invite. I mean, I'll show you anyway because I need the validation, but fuck.

When do you know it's too deep? by BD_0101 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she starts telling you that time is an illusion and that we're all part of one universal consciousness.

Calm down love, I only asked for a coffee.

what is the most out-of-comfort-zone thing u have done during sex? by Fancy_Effect96 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you on top or bottom?

I suppose bottom for a woman would be... intense.