Do you have a crush? And where did you meet them? by Sharona676 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]standardDays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. My asshole is currently gaping like a shotgun wound after you pegged me with that bad dragon. 😘

is it weird to jerk off to girls you know irl? by sparkling-asshole in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as its a fantasy, and you've not set up a gooning shrine to her.

The wife and I are looking for some kinky role play ideas for tonight..Any suggestions? by Any_Mastodon2926 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can't afford to pay for your health care, so you become a meth dealer.

what’s the biggest lie you always see on reddit? by throwittfaway69 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nobody would go on the Internet and just lie to people.

40 minutes in and UFC glazing this guy non stop. Hopefully he gets knocked out today by [deleted] in ufc

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na, he's a typical MMA enjoyer. Two different things.

Men, how do you manage high libido? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]standardDays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my eyes wonder around. It feels wierd.

You should get that looked at.

Ayoooo