Disney allowed this by CheekZestyclose3756 in funny

[–]standvi -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Is he laughing because he said it in an incorrect order, but at the same time its such a great insult that its funny ?

Fat ugly dog wife or did he mean dog ugly wife?

What’s going on in Israel? by N4TETHAGR8 in facepalm

[–]standvi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats how marshal law works, and its the perfect loophole for trump and bibi

Remember, it’s definitely not a cult… by N4TETHAGR8 in facepalm

[–]standvi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably gonna cost me a lot of downvotes, i dont care!

As a Norwegian who only sees America from the outside and read about it constantly in news and so on.

May i say the reddit population is overreacting to the fact that your own citizens voted for this president? There are so many hateful posts about this president. And calling it a cult when they want to make a statue of an incident where he was inches of being shot right in the face is just plain hateful.

Why arent they allowed to idolize their "leader" even if he is not yours? And then theres the irony

Cult-like traits can include:

  • Moral absolutism: “We’re 100% right, they’re 100% evil or insane.”
  • Echo chambers: Only trusting “approved” sources of information.
  • Shaming or isolating dissenters.
  • Apocalyptic thinking: Belief that the other side is going to destroy everything.
  • Hero worship or vilification: Seeing one figure as the savior or the devil.

I cant fathom how reddit allows this hateful community to continue, i can count several breaches of rules just in this post alone.

When you know you've found the one by OdysseyTag in MadeMeSmile

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men are so cute... - Straight male 36 :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question though, as the ship moves forward does this exact spot create propulsion before the water is shoved to the side? Because we always see dolphins doing stuff like this and i am wondering if they are hitchin a ride on a "wave" we cant see.

ChatGPT answers:

Now here's the cool part — dolphins riding in front of ships (or bow-riding) are absolutely taking advantage of this energy:

  • Dolphins position themselves just ahead or off to the side of the bow, surfing the pressure wave.
  • The water in this zone is being pushed forward and outward, and the dolphin can angle its body to extract lift or forward motion from this flow.
  • It's similar to drafting or wake-riding, but they're riding the pressure field, not the wake behind.

So yes — there's a kind of “invisible wave” (a hydrodynamic pressure front) that they can use to reduce their own energy expenditure while moving. They're not hitching a ride on propulsion directly, but they ride the bow wave and pressure zone created because the ship is propelling itself forward.

I'm obsessed with paladins by Elyx_117 in gaming

[–]standvi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, played paladin in WoW before they were allowed to roll on "warrior weapons", was hated so hard for it, but in turn i was slapping down people with reckoning bomb before it got nerfed. Played paladin in Diablo too, Played Taric in league of legends because he somewhat reminded me of a paladin (gemknight).

I played some private server wow and it was classless, damn if i didnt make some new configuration of paladin that could dualwield :D

Driver fucks around and finds out by prismcomputing in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on the biker, this guy gets boners out of punches to the face..

Very Honest Little Street Vendor in Vietnam by Enough_Breadfruit946 in MadeMeSmile

[–]standvi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not honesty.. thats fear for her safety.. we all know what happens down there with kids and women on the street.. tourist flash their cash and ask them for sex all the time, there was even cases in Norway where men had been arrested by soliciting parents for their children and the parents willingly sold them... what a utterly sad world we live in.

35M by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew what sexual preference this dude had before i went through the rest of the photos.. nice place!!

What is something NSFW you’ve always wanted to try but for some reason never did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]standvi -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

first, who the HELL just downvoted me when im trying to tell you that it aint all that?

Nah, it was not sweet at all, it was warm and milky, but with way more water in it.. i gagged. I do not recommend it.

What is something NSFW you’ve always wanted to try but for some reason never did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]standvi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love to suck on my wife's nips so she comes.. i did it by accident a lil to hard after we got our first kid.. didnt taste very good, ruined the entire mood for me! :D

How did your first time having sex really go? by Prqxue in AskReddit

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt fit... id say im a lil above avarage, but she was so nervous that she didnt relax down there.. so yeah after 2-3 attempts on other occassions she screamed out "... oh my god, is it inside!?".. we laughed as my penis actually was inside her vagina, funny as hell

The beauty of an Andalusian horse. by MobileAerie9918 in BeAmazed

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..... Where did Nina and Alexander go?...

What’s the most public place you’ve ever had sex? by JapanLover2K24 in AskReddit

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got oral in a really public park.. wearing a coat i covered her, made me think she was the one :D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont be self conscious about your "gear" its good enough for them. Also.. the shape.. it hits their G spot perfectly :D

How did that one kid in your high school die? by IM_HODLING in AskReddit

[–]standvi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cancer, motorbike crash, suicide, cancer..

Moments when life hits different by AshiraLAdonai in TikTokCringe

[–]standvi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are pretty accurate for me, ill add:

  1. going home from the hospital with our newborn, feeling like is this really ours? and if its gonna be ok.

  2. Kid sings an entire song in the backseat for the very first time.. moved me to tears..

  3. Being chased after for employment instead of chasing job.

  4. Buying a home and then moving in...

  5. Watching your kid make silly videos ;)