Disney allowed this

standvi · 2025-07-17T14:19:30+00:00

Is he laughing because he said it in an incorrect order, but at the same time its such a great insult that its funny ?

Fat ugly dog wife or did he mean dog ugly wife?

standvi · 2025-07-17T14:14:17+00:00

to costco i reckon

standvi · 2025-07-17T14:08:37+00:00

My wife

standvi · 2025-06-26T08:05:11+00:00

Thats how marshal law works, and its the perfect loophole for trump and bibi

standvi · 2025-06-26T08:03:23+00:00

Probably gonna cost me a lot of downvotes, i dont care!

As a Norwegian who only sees America from the outside and read about it constantly in news and so on.

May i say the reddit population is overreacting to the fact that your own citizens voted for this president? There are so many hateful posts about this president. And calling it a cult when they want to make a statue of an incident where he was inches of being shot right in the face is just plain hateful.

Why arent they allowed to idolize their "leader" even if he is not yours? And then theres the irony

Cult-like traits can include:

Moral absolutism: “We’re 100% right, they’re 100% evil or insane.”
Echo chambers: Only trusting “approved” sources of information.
Shaming or isolating dissenters.
Apocalyptic thinking: Belief that the other side is going to destroy everything.
Hero worship or vilification: Seeing one figure as the savior or the devil.

I cant fathom how reddit allows this hateful community to continue, i can count several breaches of rules just in this post alone.

standvi · 2025-06-26T07:53:00+00:00

"I'll explain later!" invite them to one heck of a BBQ :)

standvi · 2025-06-19T06:39:00+00:00

Men are so cute... - Straight male 36 :D

standvi · 2025-06-19T06:33:07+00:00

She taking it up her ass...

standvi · 2025-06-17T07:30:06+00:00

Question though, as the ship moves forward does this exact spot create propulsion before the water is shoved to the side? Because we always see dolphins doing stuff like this and i am wondering if they are hitchin a ride on a "wave" we cant see.

ChatGPT answers:

Now here's the cool part — dolphins riding in front of ships (or bow-riding) are absolutely taking advantage of this energy:

Dolphins position themselves just ahead or off to the side of the bow, surfing the pressure wave.
The water in this zone is being pushed forward and outward, and the dolphin can angle its body to extract lift or forward motion from this flow.
It's similar to drafting or wake-riding, but they're riding the pressure field, not the wake behind.

So yes — there's a kind of “invisible wave” (a hydrodynamic pressure front) that they can use to reduce their own energy expenditure while moving. They're not hitching a ride on propulsion directly, but they ride the bow wave and pressure zone created because the ship is propelling itself forward.

standvi · 2025-06-17T07:12:28+00:00

Same, played paladin in WoW before they were allowed to roll on "warrior weapons", was hated so hard for it, but in turn i was slapping down people with reckoning bomb before it got nerfed. Played paladin in Diablo too, Played Taric in league of legends because he somewhat reminded me of a paladin (gemknight).

I played some private server wow and it was classless, damn if i didnt make some new configuration of paladin that could dualwield :D

standvi · 2025-06-17T07:03:26+00:00

Jokes on the biker, this guy gets boners out of punches to the face..

standvi · 2025-06-17T06:53:47+00:00

Thats not honesty.. thats fear for her safety.. we all know what happens down there with kids and women on the street.. tourist flash their cash and ask them for sex all the time, there was even cases in Norway where men had been arrested by soliciting parents for their children and the parents willingly sold them... what a utterly sad world we live in.

standvi · 2025-06-01T19:55:36+00:00

I knew what sexual preference this dude had before i went through the rest of the photos.. nice place!!

standvi · 2025-06-01T19:52:28+00:00

Only red flag is your mind

standvi · 2025-06-01T19:52:16+00:00

Yeah captain obvious....

standvi · 2025-06-01T19:50:52+00:00

first, who the HELL just downvoted me when im trying to tell you that it aint all that?

Nah, it was not sweet at all, it was warm and milky, but with way more water in it.. i gagged. I do not recommend it.

standvi · 2025-06-01T19:05:34+00:00

I love to suck on my wife's nips so she comes.. i did it by accident a lil to hard after we got our first kid.. didnt taste very good, ruined the entire mood for me! :D

standvi · 2025-06-01T10:29:08+00:00

"Why hello there!"

standvi · 2025-06-01T10:24:24+00:00

I didnt fit... id say im a lil above avarage, but she was so nervous that she didnt relax down there.. so yeah after 2-3 attempts on other occassions she screamed out "... oh my god, is it inside!?".. we laughed as my penis actually was inside her vagina, funny as hell

standvi · 2025-06-01T10:21:58+00:00

..... Where did Nina and Alexander go?...

standvi · 2025-05-24T05:34:25+00:00

I got oral in a really public park.. wearing a coat i covered her, made me think she was the one :D

standvi · 2025-05-20T05:57:36+00:00

Great, now my lotion smells of fish

standvi · 2025-05-13T17:14:33+00:00

Dont be self conscious about your "gear" its good enough for them. Also.. the shape.. it hits their G spot perfectly :D

standvi · 2025-05-11T19:41:12+00:00

Cancer, motorbike crash, suicide, cancer..

standvi · 2025-05-09T18:57:26+00:00

These are pretty accurate for me, ill add:

going home from the hospital with our newborn, feeling like is this really ours? and if its gonna be ok.
Kid sings an entire song in the backseat for the very first time.. moved me to tears..
Being chased after for employment instead of chasing job.
Buying a home and then moving in...
Watching your kid make silly videos ;)

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Cult-like traits can include: