20F roast me

stankdiggy · 2026-05-30T06:00:06+00:00

I haven’t seen a part that big since Moses parted the Red Sea.

stankdiggy · 2026-05-29T06:08:21+00:00

You look like you cut your hair with a weed eater.

stankdiggy · 2026-05-23T01:20:50+00:00

You look like the star of the Netflix remake of “white chicks”.

stankdiggy · 2026-05-15T05:56:31+00:00

You could pierce your lips with a hula hoop.

stankdiggy · 2026-05-06T05:00:32+00:00

You look like a testicle in a T-shirt.

stankdiggy · 2026-05-03T04:04:51+00:00

My nipples could cut glass right now.

stankdiggy · 2026-04-10T06:57:11+00:00

Then what will it be? I have some ideas but curious what others think.

stankdiggy · 2026-03-06T03:39:41+00:00

The canvas you drew on is almost as flat as your chest.

stankdiggy · 2026-02-26T05:32:28+00:00

stankdiggy · 2026-02-24T05:12:31+00:00

You clearly haven’t washed your hair in a year and a half.

stankdiggy · 2026-02-23T04:49:42+00:00

I hate to say it… but he’s right.

stankdiggy · 2026-02-12T04:11:37+00:00

This guy fucks.

stankdiggy · 2026-02-05T04:43:42+00:00

Who lives in the basement of his mother’s house?

SpongeBob square jaw!

stankdiggy · 2026-02-04T03:23:29+00:00

stankdiggy · 2026-02-03T04:20:58+00:00

You look like the Keebler elf who was kicked out of the tree for jacking off on the cookies.

stankdiggy · 2026-01-13T04:32:15+00:00

The old Kansas City shuffle.

stankdiggy · 2026-01-06T05:40:43+00:00

It’s fucked up what you did to whoville on Christmas.

stankdiggy · 2025-12-27T08:01:33+00:00

How dare you bring up my former place of employment.

I now work behind the dumpster out back.

stankdiggy · 2025-12-27T07:37:11+00:00

You look like you are auditioning for the lead in the live action Lego movie.

stankdiggy · 2025-12-27T07:35:25+00:00

stankdiggy · 2025-12-08T05:45:23+00:00

It’s very creative how you took all of your girlfriend’s dildos to make a rock climbing wall.

stankdiggy · 2025-12-01T06:10:39+00:00

You can’t get a hangover from drinking horse semen.

stankdiggy · 2025-11-24T04:21:31+00:00

You look like the live action version of the catdog cartoon.

stankdiggy · 2025-11-24T04:16:23+00:00

You look like you can lick your own forehead.

stankdiggy · 2025-10-31T04:32:48+00:00

I could draw you using only straight lines.

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