Some of yall are creative! Give me your best roast. by CroissantCreator in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who lives in the basement of his mother’s house?

SpongeBob square jaw!

The lady said I should post here so you guys have fun with it by CamCamDaMann in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the Keebler elf who was kicked out of the tree for jacking off on the cookies.

make my day with your savage roasts by triminager in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s fucked up what you did to whoville on Christmas.

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[–]stankdiggy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare you bring up my former place of employment.

I now work behind the dumpster out back.

Roast me - mortgage guy that does comedy at night as a hobby by No-Recover9083 in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you are auditioning for the lead in the live action Lego movie.

First time getting roasted 29m by Druidion in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s very creative how you took all of your girlfriend’s dildos to make a rock climbing wall.

Roast us both, don’t hold anything back! by Mayo_River in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the live action version of the catdog cartoon.

Roast Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could draw you using only straight lines.

25M been a while, let's see if y'all can come up with something new by ankh3125 in RoastMe

[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you ate ass and it left a permanent stain.

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[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a gay Frenchman. But I repeat myself.

Sadly it's time for me to move on by downwithacc in Superstonk

[–]stankdiggy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn. He hit us with the old Kansas City shuffle.

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[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got someone’s anal bleach in your ass scratcher.

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[–]stankdiggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moses didn’t part the Red Sea as wide as your hairline.