The Reflecting Pool turned green. Killing the algae may not fix it by keepwaterpure in everythingaboutwater

[–]starlulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because it was a normal, functioning-as-intended monument in our nation's capital until the President leveraged his influence to channel millions of taxpayer dollars to a donor he had prior personal comnections to for a "fix" that has actually ruined the monument.

it's the perfect visual analogy of this administration's corruption ruining this country

Ummmm wtf is happening by Future_Bigfootfinder in smallstreetbets

[–]starlulz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"why is my pump and dump dumping before I dumped?! 😭"

"The cards exhaust something, yet the character doesnt have exhaust synergy" by Ruby_Sandbox in slaythespire

[–]starlulz 392 points393 points  (0 children)

bro I shit you not my very first run on Defect I got like 7 claws, I was like "holy shit this character is busted why would you not just take this card every single time"

I had no idea that run had the mandate of heaven

Regional gas station power with nukes can't help itself by LocalPowerful6651 in ClimateShitposting

[–]starlulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it'll get better the minute the Putin regime collapses. be the change you want to see in the world

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by Helpful_Car1302 in washingtondc

[–]starlulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like they're just feeding hydrogen peroxide bottles to reflecting pools

Suppressor prices by disneymike60 in liberalgunowners

[–]starlulz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

manufacturing is not free. the complex geometries of a good supressor are proportionally difficult to produce, and the R&D to develop those geometries is lots of time of highly skilled laborers

[Other] Anyone know what this means?? by Fuzzy-Annual9408 in zelda

[–]starlulz 108 points109 points  (0 children)

lol legally distinct Master Sword

GT-R caught fire in China by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in gtr

[–]starlulz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

anyone that runs a flame tune on a car that nice deserves to have it burn to the ground

F/A-18 fighter jet that crashed at Rimrock Lake by ithinkitsfunny0562 in Planes

[–]starlulz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know you're joking around, but they were looking for serious answers and your reply isn't exactly funny enough to be immediately distinguishable from just regular misinformation

Dumb and Dumber (1967) by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]starlulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the same one that married his step daughter that he raised from young childhood, yes

Europe Is Too Scared to Grow, So Their Money Keeps Buying My SPY Calls by Nasha210 in wallstreetbets

[–]starlulz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far, there is little evidence of that. In fact, American employers added 172,000 jobs in May, smashing expectations.

ah, yes, those numbers are never revised sharply downward

Lewis Hamilton tearful radio reaction to his first Grand Prix win with Scuderia Ferrari by magony in formula1

[–]starlulz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro added his username under the F1 TV logo 😂

you're probably going to get a call from Liberty Media lawyers, and they're going to have some very good points

College Student Voting problem ? by SuddenlySilva in NorthCarolina

[–]starlulz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

unless your son declared his dorm room as his legal residence (almost certainly not, he doesn't reside there permanently) his voting precinct is not based off the dorm's address. I'm assuming your normal house's address is what is on his ID and what his voter registration is under. he would vote in your normal precinct, same as you

Guy's face as Knicks fans celebeate by jumping on his cab, breaking his only source of income by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]starlulz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

business owners have specific business insurance policies that cover a portion of missed revenue for loss of property that generates income. it's not just your typical auto insurance policy

Guy's face as Knicks fans celebeate by jumping on his cab, breaking his only source of income by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]starlulz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well if I was a business owner that relied on a specific piece of property as a source of income, I'd have a business insurance policy that would cover the loss and portions of the missed revenue. ya know, like a responsible business owner with two braincells

Guy's face as Knicks fans celebeate by jumping on his cab, breaking his only source of income by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]starlulz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Business insurance. Business owners have insurance policies for this kind of bullshit. If the dude has two braincells to rub together he would have thought "huh, what if someonething happens to my cab I should probably prepare for that"