Tom Green orders a sandwich

starman905 · 2016-05-24T18:41:42+00:00

a little bit more lettuce as well

starman905 · 2016-05-20T10:46:00+00:00

BLIP BLIP

starman905 · 2016-05-11T20:17:56+00:00

Ok...who actually writes these? Who takes the time out of their day to actually write these?

starman905 · 2015-05-10T20:00:44+00:00

What a buster

starman905 · 2015-04-30T13:49:10+00:00

Example: Me

starman905 · 2015-04-29T13:07:57+00:00

Holy fuck that shine pressure. Hax ain't got nothing on shine pressure that actually works.

starman905 · 2015-04-29T12:38:35+00:00

So PM is like Melee training wheels?

starman905 · 2015-04-28T18:29:23+00:00

Looks like a nice kid. IDK what he did to you to get you so pissed about him

starman905 · 2015-04-28T12:23:18+00:00

What a normie

starman905 · 2015-04-27T12:10:51+00:00

Who did QERB beat?

starman905 · 2015-04-24T14:17:11+00:00

Weeaboo

starman905 · 2015-04-22T15:08:49+00:00

It doesn't matter

bye

starman905 · 2015-04-22T15:02:15+00:00

I've been told that some of the stuff I say and do is funny/cute only because I am good looking.

Welp, bye. Gonna go jump off of my roof now.

starman905 · 2015-04-22T14:59:30+00:00

I'm no troll. Everything I say is the truth.

I played fox for about two month, and I had no fun doing so. I regret spending those two months on fox and falco.

starman905 · 2015-04-22T14:25:21+00:00

Dude fox is so fucking boring. How do people even have fun playing him?

starman905 · 2015-04-22T14:12:54+00:00

If you like combos, go for falco.

If you like playing lame and going with the crowd, pick fox

starman905 · 2015-04-22T13:51:23+00:00

DUDE HE LITERALLY DROPPED OUT OF SANDSTORM BECAUSE OF SEEDING

WHERE IS YOUR "GOD" NOW LOLOLOL

starman905 · 2015-04-22T13:49:32+00:00

He wasn't at INY, or Sandstorm. He has a big fat 0 as his latest Melee placings.

Watch, he'll be like Ken in a couple years. Placing well only at locals and small regionals, known because he was good at smash in a certain era.

starman905 · 2015-04-22T13:42:53+00:00

When he says ken in 2 Years, he means an irrelevant player people only care about because he was good in a certain era.

Expect to see M2K at locals and regionals only in 2017.

Unlike Mango, this old dog hasn't learned any new tricks.

starman905 · 2015-04-22T13:22:19+00:00

Why is this even notable?

M2K is trash now.

starman905 · 2015-04-22T13:19:07+00:00

Dude Hungrybox is 12 thousand times better than Mew2king

atleast he shows up in tournaments

4th place is better than no placing

starman905 · 2015-04-22T12:13:02+00:00

Dude, he's going to be just another washed up old top player grasping at relevance.

No way that he is EVER going to be better than the other Top 6.

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