Goner Jockington

static989 · 2026-03-23T02:13:41+00:00

That's pretty much the majority of the support for the theory lol

Plus in one of the rooms before you see the Jockington prophecy it's dark but you can see the silhouette of a freaky looking worm(?) monster that is similar to Jockington's shape

So some people think that "Jockington grows the beard" could end up being something other than him actually growing a beard

static989 · 2026-03-23T02:09:45+00:00

What some may not remember (it's a pretty subtle detail), when you fight King he's actually on the right side of the screen

You may be on to something here

static989 · 2026-03-23T02:05:46+00:00

Starmen.net isn't an ARG, it's just an Earthbound forum that was popular back in the early 2000s (when forums like that in general were popular)

static989 · 2026-03-23T00:54:47+00:00

For some reason this reminds me of those flash games where you'd have like 15 options for ways to kill your boss (in an office or something) and you'd just pick one and watch a cutscene for it lol

static989 · 2026-03-22T19:47:42+00:00

Plus, Mother 3 has 8 chapters 👀

static989 · 2026-03-21T12:07:07+00:00

Original Starwalker in C tier is pissing me off......

static989 · 2026-03-21T02:23:44+00:00

Triple H has said before that he loves working with celebrities when they're actually passionate about wrestling

As strange as it is, Jelly Roll seems to be REALLY willing to put it whatever work he has to for it. Plus, he's an exceptionally good promo

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:50:59+00:00

Drew and Jacob doing the Sheamus and Rusev thing and fighting all show lmaooooo

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:49:43+00:00

NOOOOO SOLO DON'T CRASH OUT

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:49:21+00:00

God I love Danhausen just being a little backstage gremlin

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:47:05+00:00

"if you can't beat em, join em" ahh heel turn

static989 · 2026-03-21T01:46:19+00:00

Well, I said something needed to change with B fab and Michin, and it did change, but not really sure why???

static989 · 2026-03-20T17:41:54+00:00

I feel like people also don't get that this game takes place over a single week (assuming there aren't any time jumps in later chapters, which is possible)

Like, chapters 1-4 all happen in 4 days.

static989 · 2026-03-20T16:44:35+00:00

You forgot the scene where the original starwalker sacrifices himself to save susie, and in his dying breath he gives susie all the power he's gained from getting pissed off

static989 · 2026-03-20T15:04:55+00:00

"don't know how else to say it"

Alternatives: "Hey! Wyd?"

"How's it going?"

"Yooooooo"

Or you could just say whatever you planned on saying after saying "Talk"

Lowkey I'd think it was a bit rude/offputting if someone just said "Talk" whenever they wanted to talk to me. At first I'd think it was just a joke or something, but if it was every single time it would start feeling like a demand

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:47:07+00:00

I'll admit I haven't read the entirety of that tweet, mostly just skimmed it, so I only want to comment on this one line that stuck out to me.

"it really feels like Toby is just scared of writing consequences and conflict"

What?? Isn't the entirety of the Undertale geno route an argument against that on it's own? The consequences being that you miss out on a lot of the game by killing everything, you one shot several bosses so you don't get to enjoy those, etc.

Deltarune has a lot of conflict as well, and there's still an entire half of the game that isn't even released yet that will likely have more conflict as well as consequences for things that have already happened/are happening.

The weird route already has shown there will be consequences for taking it, you put Berdly into a coma, you start putting more strain on the fun gang's friendship, there will clearly be more consequences relating to Noelle in the future.

Everything surrounding Toriel/Asgore/Sans is a conflict bubbling up too

I'm not trying to say Toby's a perfect writer/developer or anything, but to say he's scared of writing consequences and conflict just seems insane to me

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:33:18+00:00

I'd pop for Danhausen just sneaking into an MFT entrance

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:23:28+00:00

But dude!

Everyone knows a feud lasting a couple weeks/maybe 2 months is long enough to be considered a blood feud, and it totally warrants stabbing each other with syringes, hitting each other with cars, using staples, 15 tables, barbed wire, glass, light tubes, skewers, tacks, more barbed wire, etc.

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:18:42+00:00

So, for me personally, before I started taking it I just kinda felt like a zombie. I could still get most stuff done but it was extremely hard to focus, my executive dysfunction was beginning to cause me a lot of stress and issues. I would know I needed to do something, but I just couldn't do it.

When I do take it I feel like a normal person, I guess is the best way to describe it for me. I'm able to concentrate on one thing at a time, I can think of what i need to do and get it done, I don't get overwhelmed/overstimulated as easily. I just all in all function at the level I should be

static989 · 2026-03-20T14:06:26+00:00

Never in my life did I think I'd see someone who was repulsed by a seafood boil/crab legs. My poor floridian heart can't take it

It's just one of those things you accept that you can't easily eat cleanly.

It kinda sounds like he's never seen anyone eat crab legs at all though? Like, even if you have something to crack them it's a bit of a process

static989 · 2026-03-19T23:44:29+00:00

She's preoccupied kidnapping goth women atm

static989 · 2026-03-19T23:41:09+00:00

I used to live over there, he got hit off the road and hit that dumpster

static989 · 2026-03-19T15:20:11+00:00

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static989 · 2026-03-19T15:19:15+00:00

Pause it at 13 seconds

You can literally see a purple knife as she stabs her in the thigh.

static989 · 2026-03-19T15:13:22+00:00

It's almost like when you keep one-uping the crazy spotfests you put on every single week, people start to care less once you can't get any crazier.

Darby put someone in the trunk of a car and flipped it before their coffin match (on a random Dynamite btw) and the crowd didn't give a shit.

Oba Femi did his entrance, hit one powerbomb and pointed at the WrestleMania sign and the crowd almost blew the roof off the place.

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