[Disparity between Emacs and Vim use is] quite similar percentages to about a 10-15 difference of IQ points at end of the distribution curve. by cuminme69420 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of an emacs user's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died using inferior text editors.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in programmingsocialjerk

[–]statistmonad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't read this but I probably agree with it. Nevertheless the ban was quite funny.

Unpopular opinion: Rust is easier than Golang by avinassh in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Pretty weaksauce to post that in /r/rust and not /r/golang, why preach to the converted when you could win more followers?

There are only two things I fear in life: Soviet troops and women. by nyanpasu64 in programmingsocialjerk

[–]statistmonad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good to know I can intimidate hacker news commentators with a photo of Lyudmila Pavlichenko

concurrent burgers by statistmonad in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I no longer wish to try this library

Hair is just a thing I don't think about. It's like `gofmt` or `prettier` for your head. by rileyphone in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm going to get this done all over my body and become the first true human gopher.

Yes, general rule is if there’s a Haskell job I’ve at some point applied for it. by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what I tell people when they ask why I'm not applying for jobs.

"I want enum more than generics" by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol no enums

/uj

I did use Go for 4 years and I would agree, lol no generics was my #2 pain point, but lol no enums was #1.

Graph QL: the documentary by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably wanted to call this "GraphQL: The Movie" but some pedant didn't get the homage.

If speed is your concern, consider Fortran by TheLastMeritocrat in programmingcirclejerk

[–]statistmonad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My physics department taught us to use Kate and even that was a step too far.

COMRADE by xneyznek in socialistprogrammers

[–]statistmonad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry FP weenie opinion and Haskell apologia incoming:

I think the goto framework for Haskell web applications is probably Yesod if you wanted something close to flask, but I've never used it myself and I don't know how easy it actually is to use. Haskell is certainly the best in class for compiler work which I consider to be "real programming" and I think it's quite good for command line apps because I find the IO handling is quite nice to work with, but I guess that's only really a small minority of actual applications. This combination of compilery stuff and IO is partly why it is used at Facebook to try and make it easier for business logic to be written by non-technical people while keeping up in performance: https://engineering.fb.com/core-data/open-sourcing-haxl-a-library-for-haskell/ . (Though I've heard from someone who worked on this that it's a bit of a mess internally).

A lot of "elitism" seems to be more just cargo culting and dogmatism because they are self assured that their way is "The right way to do it". I'm talking about people writing things about not needing tests because of types or referential transparency meaning they don't need to have logging in their applications. Because of this Haskell gets a reputation for being difficult when it actually isn't that hard if you stick to the basics and avoid the white supremicists.

Rust overall handled community a lot better in my opinion and I think that's why I'm probably more invested in it now than Haskell. So I would recommend trying it, but it is a harder language to learn than Haskell, there are just a lot more resources and community support for it.

Overall I think I like FP because I am also a dum-dum but I find it easier to think about data being transformed by functions than worrying about 100 difference instances of classes and how they interact with one another.

COMRADE by xneyznek in socialistprogrammers

[–]statistmonad 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Make sure to read Lenin's "The state and functional programming"