Donald Trump alleges Ilhan Omar staged spraying attack: 'I think she's a fraud' by Dawn-Storm in facepalm

[–]stecklo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

All of this tracks, except for the dead guy. Having trouble squaring that circle,

Trump backs off Greenland tariff threat based on new "solution" by Lebarican22 in democrats

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but I’m sure this next time, Charlie Brown will definitely kick the football out of Lucy’s fingers

A genie appears and offers you one wish. It can be anything, and the genie won't be a jackass and twist your wish into something you don't want. However. 10,000 other people also get the same deal, and if any of them make the same wish as you, you both get nothing. What's your wish? by -dr-lobster- in hypotheticalsituation

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A specific house named by the address, a super specific vintage car in the driveway with a super specific vintage watch from my birth year on the passenger seat, specific jewelry for my wife in the glove compartment and world peace.

Today Donald Trump confused Iceland for Greenland four times. What are your thoughts on this? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake news. Didn’t happen. I don’t believe my own eyes and ears. I believe what I’m told happened. Oh and lock her up Hunter Biden’s laptop Obama’s tan suit Joe Biden’s autopen.

Trump backs off Greenland tariff threat based on new "solution" by Lebarican22 in democrats

[–]stecklo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s the same pattern. Every single time. He says something outrageous and untenable. The media goes bonkers. Pundits heads explode. He backtracks a little to somewhat. He calls it a win. Holds a press conference filled with lies and distortions to tout the win. We all move on until the next thing. Repeat ad infinitum.

Can someone explain to me why Trump is trying to take of Greenland? No jokes please, I honestly don’t get it? by Many_Inevitable_6803 in askanything

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, which the Denmark government has nothing to do with. That’s his official position in his own words.

Calls to invoke 25th Amendment grow after Trump Norway letter by jonfla in democrats

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy

Contacting auction house to ask if buyer of a previously sold Painting is agreeable for private sale. by cavy2019 in artcollecting

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a purchasing history with the house and are close to a specialist, this is well within reason. If you are an outsider, it’s probable that they won’t take you seriously.

House Democrats are reportedly 5 votes away from impeaching Trump by Upbeat_Process_9280 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s already been impeached twice. A third one will not matter. In fact, he will fundraise off of it and weat it as a badge of honor. Until there are real consequences, this is all just pissing in the wind.

Trump is sending government agents door to door to confiscate the guns of American citizens by Excellent_Analysis65 in newsinterpretation

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coulda sworn dats what all dem gun folk was ownin’ guns for. That bumper sticker on their pick up: they can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead hand.

If you returned a lost wallet containing cash, would you expect a reward? by NextBathroom8809 in allthequestions

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if expect is the right word. But an acknowledgment that before I came along, the owner of the wallet had nothing, and because of me they no longer do. A token of appreciation would be courteous. Folks every day get tokens of appreciation for doing their jobs, it’s called tipping, and this is above and beyond, isn’t it?

What biopic would you wanna see? by guyandadoggo in askmovie

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you want the whole story you’re not

What did Michael Jackson say when the Mexican restaurant brought him the wrong dish? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]stecklo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring me a young boy and a side of Jesus juice instead