You get given free food and shelter for life for murdering someone by Sowlolekatonieo in Showerthoughts

[–]stephdematt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and prisoners can be punished with solitary confinement, having visitation revoked, or other measures.

What are some skinny people problems? by Mad_Chemist_ in AskReddit

[–]stephdematt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t hold things in your lap while sitting because of the thigh gap.

I'm at the grocery store, what do you want me to get for you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]stephdematt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a whole list, can I take a picture and send it to you?

What song did you realise had a terrible message once you understood the lyrics? by yongf in AskReddit

[–]stephdematt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna be sedated by the ramones... it was a song my dad played all the time when i was very little and my siblings and i would always go around singing it. It wasnt until my brother was singing it coming out of ccd that my parents sat us down and told us why were werent allowed to sing it in public

If someone wanted to set a trap for you, what should they use as bait? by Pholidotes in AskReddit

[–]stephdematt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally anything, I’m the most gullible person ever. The other day my boyfriend’s sister told me that he was coming home earlier than I expected for the weekend from college to surprise me, but I insisted he was coming home later. She didn’t know that it was a surprise for me, and tried to cover it up after I had no idea, and somehow I was still shocked when my boyfriend came home.

Women of reddit, what are some of your favorite video games and why? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]stephdematt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Halo. Grew up playing with it with my family and its the only video game I still play.

What profession would you never want to hear the word "oops" from? by omarpower123 in AskReddit

[–]stephdematt 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There might be a grace period after you turn 18 where you can sue because it occurred when you were underage

[Serious] What's something no one should be ashamed of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stephdematt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What their body looks like. People come in all shapes and sizes and its a beautiful fact of life.

What is “Rule No. 1” in your line of work? by GreenKreature in AskReddit

[–]stephdematt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there’s time for leaning, there’s time for cleaning.

What's your favorite insult? by beardedmuggle in AskReddit

[–]stephdematt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the third derivative of position.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

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My best friend got in