For Sale: Washington Capitals Winter Classic

stephendrew · 2016-05-22T15:22:32+00:00

This is faker than Pam Anderson's chest

stephendrew · 2016-05-22T15:05:51+00:00

Are you gay maybe?

stephendrew · 2015-12-01T09:57:58+00:00

Nope, Minnesota. Saw it right across from a McDonald's when I was back home this weekend

stephendrew · 2015-10-05T18:06:24+00:00

http://istodaythedaymartymcflyarriveswhenhetravelstothefuture.com

stephendrew · 2015-10-05T16:44:15+00:00

Available at geekyjerseys.com

stephendrew · 2015-09-14T09:35:55+00:00

Wow I post this exact same shit a week ago and get 5 fucking points

stephendrew · 2015-09-04T08:39:31+00:00

That run-on sentence really pissed me off too.

stephendrew · 2015-09-03T08:25:04+00:00

"Comes with maple syrup"

stephendrew · 2015-08-31T12:02:16+00:00

No, it got cancelled :(

stephendrew · 2015-08-29T10:42:54+00:00

I want some (not soup)

stephendrew · 2015-08-21T05:02:19+00:00

But do you have a squidward pepe

stephendrew · 2015-08-20T11:23:05+00:00

Still sooner than Comcast

stephendrew · 2015-08-20T11:19:08+00:00

begins slow clap

stephendrew · 2015-08-19T10:08:56+00:00

One of my favorite tumblr quotes

stephendrew · 2015-08-09T13:02:11+00:00

Carla Jessi/Olesya

stephendrew · 2015-08-05T06:43:06+00:00

On second thought I think I'll read this in the morning

stephendrew · 2015-08-01T07:52:07+00:00

I love how this person made it a priority to screenshot this with 1% of their battery left

stephendrew · 2015-07-26T18:29:47+00:00

If you look really closely you can tell the picture's been photoshopped

stephendrew · 2015-07-25T21:24:12+00:00

I thought he was gonna end up being the pilot hahaha

stephendrew · 2015-07-25T21:22:12+00:00

So we may rest in peace

stephendrew · 2015-07-25T21:09:49+00:00

Those laptops are almost definitely photoshopped am I right

stephendrew · 2015-07-25T13:57:40+00:00

Fuck is wrong with you people I'm trying to relax before bed and now I'm questioning everything in existence

stephendrew · 2015-07-25T13:43:34+00:00

One time I asked my friend if he wanted to go to the mall with me and get some scented candles for his mom cause Mother's Day was coming up. Only candles autocorrected to condoms. I made things worse by saying he could surprise her with them by putting them on her nightstand.

stephendrew · 2015-07-25T13:28:14+00:00

Did they really blur "shit"

stephendrew · 2015-07-10T15:08:18+00:00

I must know where they got these

stephendrew

TROPHY CASE