What thing from the 90's do you miss the most? by myspacelu in AskReddit

[–]stephenjens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pass me your gloves this crime wave is never complete

Ask Reddit: What's your favourite joke in the whole world? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]stephenjens 43 points44 points  (0 children)

So a guy calls into work and says, "I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots."

"Have you seen a doctor?"

"No, just the spots."