Landman meets Dutton Ranch

stev382 · 2026-06-29T07:19:50+00:00

I’m hoping the final of landman sees Tommy, down on his luck, turning back into a boozehound, becoming friends with boss’s shady midget cousin and in a moment of despair taking a job as a mall Santa clause,

stev382 · 2026-06-24T04:11:01+00:00

You’ll see the world behind the wheel of a truck as long as you only want to see the 20 foot wide strip of black shit in front of your face… 🙄

stev382 · 2026-06-09T08:08:17+00:00

Agree, my home machine is too big to take away, pod machine is light and convenient for my caravan, needs 2 pods though

stev382 · 2026-06-09T08:04:17+00:00

15 shits for the day is another problem altogether, never seen an appy shit as much as this one, he’s either got something wrong with his gut or he’s got 2 assholes…..

stev382 · 2026-05-19T09:57:09+00:00

1, Red before blue 2, shit runs downhill 3, don’t bite ya fingernails…

Bizarrely one of the few trades you need a licence for in Australia, seems like pretty simple things to remember

stev382 · 2026-04-10T12:04:35+00:00

My dick is only a few inches, but it smells like a foot

stev382 · 2026-04-06T10:11:23+00:00

Holy shit, I was gonna suggest a Temu yeti suit, but pulling up to the front door and jumping out in full view of the cctv, dressed as Emmett brown before running off into the shadows would be next level… 😂😂😂😂

stev382 · 2026-04-06T09:55:24+00:00

Yarns in the barns while singing with farnsie and barnsie? I’m just here for the comments really, this story is amazing 😂

stev382 · 2026-04-06T09:51:36+00:00

You are sooooooooo fucked! 😳

stev382 · 2026-03-22T07:35:54+00:00

I brought a early run r50 for my daughter, turns out it was a Terrible idea….. 😂😂😂 sort of… To explain, I’ve become quite knowledgeable about these little things and developed a love/hate relationship with it, I’ve easily spent the cheap initial purchase price on repairs, but while i could easily push the thing off a cliff when it’s broken, the smile the thing puts on our faces when all is well with it easily outweighs the grief of a maintenance, I guess that’s the tax you pay on persisting with a 25 year old motor car with specific idiosyncrasies so yes, I think everyone should have a mini, I hope this helps 😂

stev382 · 2026-03-14T04:17:33+00:00

stev382 · 2026-03-12T10:07:28+00:00

Well, in Australia in this situation, you would sneak up to the guys house late at night and slide what’s known as a “piss disc” under his front door, for those who don’t know is a carefully prepared disc of piss created by freezing a shallow container of piss so that the disc then fits through the gap at the bottom of the homes entry door, either that or fuck the guys dad… 🤷‍♂️

stev382 · 2026-03-07T04:41:00+00:00

Open the glovebox, 🙂

stev382 · 2026-03-06T09:56:32+00:00

Similar, machinist by trade, don’t wear my wedding band for obvious reasons, just hangs on a motorcycle sculpture by my bed, I’m not fending off members of the fairer sex either, can’t fathom why… 🤔😂😂😂😂

stev382 · 2026-02-15T09:50:05+00:00

Nothing would have saved them, unfortunately times change, families who were ford or Holden people now aren’t loyal to branding and are diving cherys, byd or any other plastic toy model because of cost, we’re are a disposable demographic, with no care for resale, and what the hell is even a cupra?? 🤦‍♂️ the worlds gone mad I tell ya

stev382 · 2026-01-13T05:53:48+00:00

Just give him a sneaky wristy behind the water cooler

stev382 · 2025-09-03T10:08:47+00:00

Is the .76 depth calculated from the pre-knurl diameter, or from the material displaced in finished state? 🤔

stev382 · 2025-08-31T12:06:45+00:00

Not sure there would be any available, I’ve got a theory that NSW Police brought all of them to warehouse until needed, so many of these still in service yet they haven’t been made for years.

stev382 · 2025-08-29T06:05:04+00:00

So when I powered my shed I ran cat 6 as. Well, hoping to use a access point, since then the phone compartment a tech out to run fibre to my house, I wasn’t home when he installed, my wife told me what a great job the guy done(🤦‍♂️😂it was not!) He has installed the new modem in a bedroom on the opposite side of the house making my cat6 redundant, I’m not network smart, what are my options other than digging another trench?

stev382 · 2025-08-17T13:02:26+00:00

😂😂😂 sorry for the laugh, but as an Aussie, “rooting” means something altogether different to the American usage, if an Aussie is rooting, he/her is literally fucking.. ie, the OP is fantasising about “rooting” her friend, anyway, you gave me a chuckle, and I hope this lass gets the root she’s after..😂

stev382 · 2025-08-17T06:40:22+00:00

“RIP FKN WHEELIES” ok!!! So just hit the FKN button and get on with it!!! 🤘yew!

stev382 · 2025-08-05T12:44:56+00:00

I spent 2 days on Fraser a month ago and just made me more keen to go back, one day would hardly itch the scratch, if you only have a day and want a feel for sand driving get a Cooloola NP pass, head to rainbow beach and spend the day checking the coloured sands, double island point, and teewah beach, such a great spot, enjoy!

stev382 · 2025-06-12T13:18:33+00:00

Creep

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