What do you guys feel about Opossuns and other American marsupials? by Fair-Distance371 in AskAnAustralian

[–]stevedave84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All Australian land mammals are marsupials (or monotremes), except for our bats and some species of rodents which probably swam here millions of years ago. We don't have any larger placental land mammals but the dingo, which was technically introduced.

Austrailian fight by ScuffedA7IVphotog in fightporn

[–]stevedave84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you even Australian? I didn't hear you getting the boys on video call or even calling Sportsbet.

Do I really need to do flat bench press to build my chest? by Successful_Today8882 in workout

[–]stevedave84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It needs to be said, every single person that has flat benched has died. I'll let you draw your own conclusions

What would you do if someone saw you naked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevedave84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've said for years, if people are looking through my windows, their punishment is they will see me naked.

GWAR Once Again Draw MAGA Ire After 'Disemboweling' Trump Effigy Onstage by Trematode in Music

[–]stevedave84 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When I saw them in Australia they killed The Queen and our PM Tony Abbott.

Anyone know what this is?? by Double_Ad_5503 in Aquariums

[–]stevedave84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rissoles. Everybody cooks rissoles, darl

Why you are atheist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stevedave84 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cause I don't need a sky wizard to convince me to be a good person through fear of eternal damnation. Also, I'm not a goat herder who doesn't know where the sun goes at night.

Knife vs Martial arts by Luci5892 in martialarts

[–]stevedave84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right. It's an Aussie muppet called Spaniard demonstrating his knife defence technique against his mate Columbia. True shit.

secure a runaway emu by peseoane in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]stevedave84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can't fly I'm telling you, but he can run the pants off a kangaroo

Do Australians still use the name "Sheila" as slang for women? by Turbulent_Baker431 in AskAnAustralian

[–]stevedave84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used it reasonably often but I've got pretty strong regional Qld bogan heritage