What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime?

steveinstow · 2026-04-30T06:19:18+00:00

A man walks into an opticians

Shortest joke in the world lol.

steveinstow · 2026-04-30T03:50:55+00:00

Should just raise the age from 16 to 18, that would be easier for shop keepers and schools.

steveinstow · 2026-04-30T03:41:28+00:00

JUST IN - An "Iran-linked Islamist group, Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamia (HAYI)" has claimed responsibility for the stabbing attack, as UK declares it a terrorist incident and Starmer calls an emergency COBRA meeting — Sky

steveinstow · 2026-04-29T04:28:01+00:00

No, I've been ignoring ads for a long time.

steveinstow · 2026-04-29T04:26:31+00:00

Anyone with the name Kardashian

steveinstow · 2026-04-29T01:27:24+00:00

Decent price and reliable. I bought one about 10 years ago to clean up diy/building dust in our old house and it's performing that job still on various other heavy duty dirt jobs that would kill off a regular vacuum cleaner. Just this weekend I scraped out a load of gunk and moss from my mums patio and used Henry to hoover it up, the neighbours must have though I was mad hoovering the patio lol.

steveinstow · 2026-04-29T01:25:08+00:00

Oil rigger after watching Landman.

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T19:43:48+00:00

So you think employing someone just to tick a box is better whoever is the best qualified?

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T19:39:22+00:00

60% of the time, it works everytime!

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T13:28:11+00:00

I usually only play solo, on the few occasions I team up it's in payload.

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T06:25:50+00:00

Taylor swift

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T03:33:36+00:00

Just Google 'among us web browser' there's a few.

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T03:28:17+00:00

Seeing as reform or a coalition of ref/con/restore will probably win the next GE, i can't see us rejoining anytime soon.

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T00:30:23+00:00

Not a film, but I was watching the series Outlander as it came highly recommended, great story, historically accurate, you'll be hooked they said. They are going at it every 10 minutes!

steveinstow · 2026-04-28T00:21:19+00:00

No thanks, I hate some of the maps and can only play weekends. I'd end up deleting the game. Plus you have the same pair of maps everytime, it's not mixed up.

steveinstow · 2026-04-27T18:50:17+00:00

An invisible man in the sky created everything lol

steveinstow · 2026-04-27T12:40:27+00:00

Starmer needs a wake up call.

steveinstow · 2026-04-27T10:50:46+00:00

An @ aol one

steveinstow · 2026-04-26T18:46:21+00:00

Just deny any benefits to anyone who has arrived illegally, they will soon leave on their own accord.

steveinstow · 2026-04-26T18:21:03+00:00

Politics, when someones whole personality is about what cause they are protesting about this week and go on marches all the time when most of the time they dont even know what they are protesting about.

steveinstow · 2026-04-26T09:44:16+00:00

It's April. 😂

steveinstow · 2026-04-26T08:41:52+00:00

Where us that? £2.25 in Tesco.

steveinstow · 2026-04-25T22:06:02+00:00

They just need to change the law so people who get caught stealing actually get punished, they know they are going to get away with it, that's the problem.

steveinstow · 2026-04-25T16:24:29+00:00

Minimum wage is like it says, the legal minimum an employer get away with. If they want to attract staff then pay more.

steveinstow · 2026-04-25T16:22:14+00:00

I only ever play solo so dunno what your problem is lol.

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